Good morning everyone, I hope you all had an enjoyable three day weekend. It always sucks though coming back into work after you have been partying for 4 straight nights and sleeping in. That wasnt me though, well maybe a little bit. The weather was absolutely shitty the entire weekend, couldnt even put together 2 hours worth of sunshine so I could sit outside and try to get some kind of color. Now its back to work wearin the slacks and collared shirts, at least my left arm is tan as Hell now I need somebody to drive me around for a couple of days so I can hang my right arm out the window to even the color up. So I spent a good part of the weekend browsing the internet for some stuff to post for you all. I came across this list of Condom Slogans which were pretty funny, gotta try them out, these should be on display in the condom section of your local supermarket:

Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don`t be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
Don`t be a loner, cover your boner.
You can`t go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you`re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she`s spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
She won`t get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
While you`re undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Don`t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection!
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
A crank with armor will never harm her.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don`t make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
If you can`t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, no love!

Words to live by everyone, words to live by, be safe.
Well I started writing this entry this morning and its now 2:30pm and Im just getting to post it. Got caught up in work then had to leave early to go get my Blood Test done and annual physical at the Dr.'s. then run over to the Auto service shop cause my front headlight was out, need that in so I dont get pulled over while driving home from the club. It wasnt the bulb it was the wire that was broken so now instead of a $12 bulb I have to pay for a $220 headlight assembly, what kinda shit is that. This is on top of the outrageous gas prices, the overall economy sucks. Im gonna start drilling for Oil in my own backyard soon.
Alright, Im done venting, time to hit the gym and burn off some of this frustration. But before I go I wanted to give a Shout Out to Porn Princess Christina over at AIP Daily. A great site to keep up on all your favorite Adult Stars and performers, plus Industry News, Website and Movie Reviews. Christina is their Managing Editor for Adult Star Interviews and Website/Movie reviews. Shes got a great head on her shoulders and I will be turning the tables on her shortly. I am going to interview her and pick her brain on what its like for her to be in the Adult business, her experiences interviewing all these Adult Stars and what its been like working for AIP Daily. So stay tuned for the interview and "Porn Princess" if your reading this you will have the questions shortly and I look forward to hearing from you.
Peace and Love everyone I'll be back soon.