What the hell kind of title is that. How many times can I use the letter "T", what am I on, fucking Seasame Street? I think I might have been dreaming about Seasame Street Last night, doing something evil to Bert and Ernie, but who knows.
Anyways today is Thursday and we have finally dug out from that small amount of ice we got here we were fortunate. So to keep me warm for the past two days I've been masturbating when I got home from work. Thats right no Pussy for me since Tabitha left, I will try to change that this weekend. Where was I oh yeah, masturbating. See I forgot I almost had this membership to Nubiles, a great Teen site where you can find tons of fresh teen girls getting naked for the camera. Well I clicked on the link on Tuesday and have been masturbating to these beauties for the past two days. You should really check the site out, I havent been disappointed yet. Take a look at some of the pics and this vid clip here, then go check Nubiles.net out............


              

this post has satisfied you horny people if it didnt too friggin bad, go join their site and find more just like this I did. More bang for your buck at Nubiles.net. I am outta here you pervs, I can only take so much of you in a single day let alone a whole week. The weekend is here so its almost time to party. Super Bowl weekend baby!

First an update before I get to todays post. Ice, Ice Baby, thats what we woke up to this morning. Everything covered in ice and very hard to drive in. Luckily schools were closed and not too many people on the road. Like I promised I updated my galleries last night. If you click on the button for galleries on the front page it will take you there. My upload last night was new pictures to the Karen Fisher, Lavender Rayne and Totally Tabitha folders. I think I have now fully recovered from my weekend I am ready to do it again.
So Big Round Butts is what I am on again today and when I mean on I mean cover in my man juice. Grab them, jiggle them, squeeze the and cover them in nut. There is nothing better than a woman with a Sexy Ass. A nice Ass just looks right bent over in front of you ready for a little doggy action or sittin on top of your cock riding it reverse cowgirl. With this in mind sites like: 40inch Plus, Big Butts Like it Big, Round and Brown and Round Mound of Ass, have kept this in mind and bring you nothing butt ( ha get it) the best asses around.
So get your hands warmed up for plenty of stroking fun.

This areas first day of real snow can you fucking believe it? Its almost Feburary now and we are just getting snow. So of course my drive into work was hell this morning, took me about an hour and a half. Small little minor accidents here and there and you should have seen some of these crazies out there driving. At least this gives me a chance to work on the computer today. Ive got lots to do. Get this post up for today, upload some pictures in the gallery that I told you about yesterday and work on my taxes. I really need that money back from the refund so I can go out and find some Hookers.....LOL.
I was checking out a friends BLOG and I came across this video she had posted up. Its a great commercial from Durex Condoms that I dont think will ever air here in the states.

Fucking great, right? So I decided to see if I could find anymore from Durex and came across this one..........

What kind of post would this be if I didnt bring out another cartoon from Coloring Book Land. This one made me shoot milk outta my nose.

Good afternoon everyone, I hope you all had a wonderful weekend. I know I did. I mean who wouldnt with the wonderful sexy MILF Totally Tabitha visitng them. She used me all weekend long and Im not complaining. Tabitha finally left on Sunday and I had to take a long nap all day to recover from all the fucking, I never thought I would say this but my Penis is Sore. So since I couldnt masturbate on Sunday I was able to get some short video clips uploaded of Tabitha's escapades inside and outside of the condo on Friday. The full clips are available at TotallyTabitha.com, I must say so myself they came out great and of course my dick was hard while I was filming them.
So check them out and let me know what you think. I know I was supposed to be posting something today from Muffia.com but I figured I would get these clips up here today so you werent waiting. I will also be uploading more pictures to the Galleries section soon.

I hope you enjoy them. I now have to go and beat off, I believe my dick is all better.

So here we are now its Saturday and we are into the second full day of Totally Tabitha visitng and having some fun with me. Tabitha got in on time and we headed over to TABU to meet up with the owners and let me tell you, two of the nicest, personable and sexy people you could ever meet. They gave us a tour of the Club and it was spectacular lots of space to dance and mingle, lighting and sound was awesome and the swing rooms were absolutely amazing. There were 11 rooms and each one had a different theme. After the tour we headed over to dinner at Applebees and had some drinks and food. Thanked them for meeting us and headed back to my place where Tabitha and I proceeded to make the sheets wet and I coated her ass with my cum.
Woke up Friday morning to a nice morning fuck and got ourselves around and headed out the door over to my buddys place, where we shot at his condo. Awesome location and I want to thank him for the use of his place. Tabitha shot three scenes there, 2 solo scenes and a POV scene with me overlooking the Harbor. Check out the pics.............


          


Finished up the shooting and headed home for some dinner and a quick nap before the appearance at TABU that evening. Tabitha was wearing a sweat leather corset and choker collar and some thigh high boots. Got to the club and met with the manager who was a great guy and very helpful. The clientell started arriving around 9:30pm and the fun began. I have never met a greater bunch of people than there. All of them were beautiful and hot and numerous couples wanted to take Tabitha and I down to the rooms and have their way with us, sorry no pictures allowed. I have never fucked so much in my life and it felt so good seeing all those naked women and having fun with all the couples. The owners sure as shit should be proud of their club and what they have done for the swinging community in this area. I will recommend this place every time to anyone who asks about a good swing club. Tabitha and I were down in the Hedo room having fun with this hot couple at the end of the night and we closed the place down and were the last ones outta there at 3am in the morning.
We crashed as soon as we made it home and didnt get up until 11am this morning. Got showered and packed up cause we are staying at a local hotel. We are shooting a couple of scenes here today, one with my buddy Brandon Longwood and of course another one with me. Then a very hot couple that we met last night are coming over and joining us for dinner in downtown Baltimore and maybe more. Looking like a good evening only drawback is sTabitha has to be up at 5am to make it to the airport. So I will be sleeping for awhile and will not get up another post till later on Sunday.
For now enjoy and whack away. Videos will be up soon.

Hey folks today is going to be a short post and no pics to post but dont worry there will be some new shit soon. As I said before Totally Tabitha is coming to visit and have some fun. Well today I went into worked and got all my paperwork done and made sure I had nothing pending for over the weekend and kicked outta there early. I had to get home to; wash my car, clean the house, check all my email messages of everyone who is coming tomorrow night and burn this Promotional DVD for the Club to use tomorrow night.
Tabitha will be appearing Live tomorrow night at TABU Social Club. Thats right folks she is on a swinging tour of America and shes kicking off right here in the great state of Maryland at TABU Social Club. She will of course be fucking and sucking her fans all night long as well as her DVD playing her scenes from all the Adult Movies she has been in. Come on out if you live in the area you will be guarenteed to have a good time.
Im going to hit the shower soon and wash my butt up and pick her up at the airport. Then we are heading over to meet the owners of TABU for them to show her the place and then hit up a nice dinner with them at the all time classic Double T Diner.
Pics will be up on tomorrows BLOG as we start shooting her scenes and all th BTS scenes while she is in town. Peace out Bitches............

Well today a brand new President took office in the chilly weather of DC. I wasnt one of the maniacs who stood out in that cold to witness this historic event, I could watch it just fine from the comfort and warmth of my living room. I could say I was there too cause I only live 15 miles away from the Capitol. But alas I didnt even do that I went into work this morning and thinking the traffic was going to be bad I left early and wouldnt you fucking know it, no traffic whats so ever so I made it inot work in record time. Stayed to do a little paperwork, checked a vacant property and came home. Pandora S Boxx came over and we fooled around under the covers and got the sheets soaking wet, then booted her out and told her to get busy on the next erotic story submission.
So on we go to a great clip from SNL from Barack Obama. Hes going to keep it Cool, check it out............

I just cant get enough of that site Coloring Book Land. I mean they take like these old Norman Rockwell like pictures and turn them into something dirty and nasty. A good amount of laughs out of a one panel cartoon.

Its getting late now and I just finished my dinner. I will get back to the Porn tomorrow for you. I have to get my rest for what looks like a fun couple of days when Totally Tabitha comes to visit. I have a feeling my dick will be hard all weekend long.

Weekend is over but not really as today is a holiday so its a 3 day weekend for me. Im sitting here in my PJs still getting this post up today. I was too busy watching the football games yesterday to post anything plus I was just feeling lazy. I am dreading going into work tomorrow as I know traffic will be a bitch because of the inaugeration. But Im hoping since I go in early enough it wont be that bad, then Im only staying until noon and coming home, the swearing in is at exactly 12:01pm so Im hoping to miss traffic on the way home too.
This weekend is coming up quick and you know what that means? My friend Totally Tabitha is visiting. She gets here Thursday night. So I will be bringing you plenty of pictures of the fun we will be having. We are doing a photo shoot in downtown Baltimore on Friday morning in a penthouse overlooking the harbor, then going to TABU Social Club for her "Fuck Like a Pornstar" promotion. Then its all kinds of shooting on Saturday, just a basic free for all of anything we can think of to film and take pictures of.
Since I was lazy yesterday I didnt get my post up for my MILF catergory, so Im going to skip that this week and move right into Mondays post of some new shit from Muffia.com. The have this new site out now called Naked Movie.com. Basically its all your favorite movies or maybe not your favorite movies, turned into hardcore porn they way you want to see them. More sex, less talking and dialouge. If they werent your favorite movie before they sure as shit should be now. I mean who didnt want to see the Star Trek crew fucking green women with huge tits or Crockett and Tubbs laying the pipe to all the hot chicks they met? Thats what this site is about, go check it out and re-live all your favorite shows and movies but with a naked twist............





       


I hope you enjoy this new site from Muffia.com as much as I am. You gotta join in order to fully experience it plus when you join you get access to all the other websites Muffia.com has to offer.
Thats it for me today folks. I gotta eat lunch then hit the gym and I am meeting up with a special friend tonight, Pandora S Boxx I am going to be spanking her for not getting me a new story yet plus Ill be laying the pipe to her to give her more ideas for her stories. Later.......

First let me start off by apologizing for not getting this post up until today. You gotta cut me some slack though, if you remmember correctly I did go out on Wednesday night and NO I did not Blow My Load on any strippers at least that I can remember and my bank account is clean, no huge sums of missing money. So back to Wednesday night....It Was "Legendary", thats the word of the day now. Trying to make every night I go out into something to remember....LEGENDARY. I really dont remmeber what happened after midnight but I do remember winding up in the bath tub taking a bubble bath around 3am and then finding out the next day I had text my friend Christina some stupid shit from the night before way to go Big Daddy, that was smooth. So I spent Thursday at home and in bed didnt get out until 5pm. Went to work on Friday and I was unable to post anything when I got home because my router was fucked up. So finally when I woke up today went and got a new router and finally I am back in business,
So that means I need to back track and get Fridays post up here today. Hot Sexy women with their faces looking like glazed donuts. This is the pop shot all us men want to have with our women or what ever chick we have brought home with us for the night. Hopefully shes into wanting this cause it is AWESOME. Dont believe me, try it. So without bullshitting further check out some of these women who love to have cream squirted all over their faces.................


      

You can find more whacked out and cum covered faces at these Cum Stained sites Fucked Up Facials, Freaks of Cock, Cock Competition, Extreme Bukkake, Cum Covered Blondes and Facial Cum Targets. Check these sites out for that nasty woman you have always been looking for. A Chick who is outrageous as you are and wants your cum blasted all over their face and mouth.

How about it, I think they should make Wednesday into a National day of worshipping a womans Ass. Us guys and some of you girls do it already. Walking down the street and a good looking woman walks by, you turn around to take a peek at her caboose. Check what shes got in her trunk, imagine what it would be like if you were having sex with her. How would her Ass look if you were pounding her doggystyle or reverse cowgirl?
Myself, I enjoy a woman with a nice round ass, a chick with something in the trunk. I enjoy watching that Ass bounce up and down on my shaft. Some cushin for the pushin, just enough to grab and hold onto. Butts like the ones here............


          


These are just my photos that I have taken of women I know. You can find more big booty babes at some of the sites I belong to like: 40oz. Bounce, Big Butts Like it Big, Extreme Asses, Meat My Ass, Monster Curves and for the chocolate lover Round and Brown.
Thats it for me today folks. I am making myself some dinner, hitting the shower then heading out to my favorite bar, for now, to see my favorite band Vs. The Earth. Peace out Bitches and enjoy these Asses.

Yes today is Tuesday and we all need to laugh again at all those viral videos out there. I mean the internet is fucking great for writing your own story or song and posting it to the world wide web for all to see. I mean where else could you find a video of a guy singing a ballad about giving Blowjobs? No where. This is a little skit from College Humor TV, check it out.......

Of course another cartoon by those freaks over at Coloringbook Land. They are so subtle there it just makes you think. Would you get if they were actually making fun of you?



Ok I know this next clip has nothing to do with Adult Humor, but I just had to post it. The guys are friggin nuts, but I would love to be them just for one day so I could experience how this feels. Check it out......

Thats it for me today Kids. Tomorrow is Wednesday and I might just be going out again. But please if I talk about strippers in my post tomorrow before going out, please email and tell me not to do it. I cant be blowing my load like that, unless it not my money and it my other load and its not with some stripper unless its with some stripper. Its time for me to "Suit Up"

Ok, first things first. I promised you a couple of photos from the shoots I did with my friend Karen Fisher when she came to Maryland this past weekend. We got through about 7 sets of photos thats all we really had time for on Saturday as I had prior engagement to attend to. Like going out and getting drunk and seeing some stripper friends and then waking up the next morning and wondering where all my friggin money went too. Booze and naked chicks and money, especially mine, just dont mix. Oh well, anyways here you go......


         


See there you go, told you I would. She looks Damn Hot in that School Girl outfit and those glasses. I just wanted to bend her over there on the stairs and drive right into her. Make sure you check out her video interview too which was done down in Ft. Lauderdale back in August. You can find that interview HERE. Thats not all for today. Its Tuesday so a little later I will have another post up to make us laugh. Adult Humor, you can never go wrong. Screw the sexual harrasment charges.

And we are back to another Monday. Weekend was good for me, nothing too spectacular happened, actually kind of boring. My friend Karen Fisher made it to town and hooked up with her to shoot a couple of photo sets. Ill have those posted later.
Today is meant for Muffia.com and all the goodness of sexy women those websites can bring you. Phoenix Marie being one of those women who have their own website under the Muffia.com banner. Phoenix's website is called My Sexy Life and let me tell you. Being able to see Phoenix gettin naked and fooloing around with her girlfriends and fucking all the guys friggin drives me wild. I mean her Ass is the most bubblicious booty I have ever see and her tits, my God, bury my face in there and definitely give her my own personal motorboat. You belong there as a member, join now and catch all of Phoenix Maries adventures, see her fucking, blowing and all kinds of Nasty things. Check out the samples below.



      


I told you right. You just want to smack that round Butt, have fun with those titties and just do all the things you have dreamnt about with Phoenix Marie. She definitely could take care of you. But the best part about it would be her shooting video of the entire encounter. I mean thats great something you could show your buddies and tell everyone you did and have proof to show.

How does that title grab you? Lets start out with the definition of Facial as described in the Urban Dictionary.
FACIAL:
1. When a guy shoots his load all over someone's face.
"She wanted a facial and a caulking, but I only had one load in me. I sprayed her face with my man juice."

Then lets move on to Bukkake, as defined by the Urban Dictionary,
Bukkake:
1 - the involvement of multiple males spanking their monkeys and spreading their muck over a willing female (please note: man fat is not a subsitute for the RDA of protein)
"Pam you know your friend that love the bukkake? What's her number again?"

Now you see where I am going with todays post. Thats right its the money shot, the end of every scene in a Porn shoot, well not every scene but with most the guy ends up popping his load on the girls face.





         





So what are you waiting for go join these websites like; Fucked Up Facials, Freaks of Cock, No Cum Dodging Allowed and see what I mean about facials and the women who love them. Nothing better than it, try it out on your girlfriend or that Slag you just brought home with you for the night. Nothing could make you happier than having a woman tell you she wants your Nut all over her face. And with that I bid you goodnight.

Hey all, whats happening on this nice Thursday in your area? The work week is almost over and its time to have some fun this weekend. Just got off the phone with Pandora S. Boxx and was talking about her next story, it should be a good one. I also told her she was getting a spanking for running behind on submitting me a new story, she laughed and asked what kind of punishment that was as she would enjoy that too much. She also said I had a nice Sweet Sausage and couldnt wait to get her mouth around it, I thanked her for the compliment but told her that wouldnt get her outta gettin her ass spanked.
So with it almost being the weekend I wanted to share some photos I have taken over the past year of some of the girls I have worked with and some of the girls I have hopped into bed with and just fucked the hell out of. I just enjoy getting a hot women in front of my camera and watching her getting herself hot in front of the camera so when I slip inside her she is wet and ready to go.


      


I really dont have much else to report to everyone today, its been pretty boring at work lately with all the moving going on. I have settled into my new office and have just the right amount of space. Im thinking one of these days bring in a chick after hours and banging her on my desk and taking a few photos of it to enjoy later on. My friend Karen Fisher just got into town and I think her and I will meet up on Saturday for some fun but we shall see.

So Im heading into work this morning and thinking about what my post for Hump Day will be today and as you already know I have dedicated Wednesdays to Women with Large Round Asses. So Im thinking as Im driving, thinking of all the women I have met and havent met who have the perfect Ass you know the ones with just that little extra that shakes when they walk and jiggles when they get fucked. The Asses you can sink your hand into when you grab it and spank it and watch it get red, then rub the smooth flesh with your hand and give it a nice big wet kiss. A woman who would stand over top with you and shake that ass as she removes her thong and then proceeds to smoother your face with those cheeks of hers. I forgot where I was and looked up and saw the stop light luckily no one was in front of me and no one was crossing the street. I made it to a stop and still had that Ass image burned in my eyes. All I saw at work today were Asses dancing around in front of me. Asses like those of Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, the round buns of Delilah Strong, Ricki White and Sara Jay. So here they are for you to enjoy, have fun


   

   


So there you have. Now you know the reason why I almost ran that red light this morning and had visions of Round Asses dancing in front of my eyes today. Im sure you will be doing the same now too. With all those lovely asses from above how could you not. If you want to see more go check out websites like: 40oz. Bounce, Big Butts Like it Big, Meat My Ass and Extreme Asses.

Well here we are again. Another day gone and a week almost over the hump. My ass is worn out from work today,, the office is finally done and we were moving everything today felt like a good work out. So now Im beat ass tired, but that will not stop me from getting something up here today. Today being Tuesday its time for some more of that Adult Humor. I have to keep going back to Coloringbook Land, its not the most extordinaire website, its just plain and simple and to the point. Plus its pretty graphic and hilarious.........



Next up is another short from The Lonely Island. I think these guys sit around all day long, smoke a nice big bong and just come up with ideas of shit to film and get to filming. How else could you come up with the Bing Bong Brothers and their hit song "My Penis"

And finally, a great short clip from SNL when Beyonce was hosting. This is dancer try outs for her Hit "All the Single Ladies" but these single ladies are Justin Timberlake and Adam Samberg. I'll tell you Im impressed with the range of acting from Justin Timberlake. Just take a look.........

Take it easy, enjoy the comedy for today, Im off to cook myself some dinner and get some rest tonight. Ill see you all tomorrow.

As promised another big post from Muffia.com. This time around I will be featuring that HOT as FUCK Molly from MollysLife.com. This girl has the most amazing pair of breasts I have ever laid my eyes upon. I would let her cane whip me just so I could get one glimpse of those sweater puppies. My friend actually told me today after he checked out the BLOG, that he couldnt die until he had laid his hands upon those glorious globes of flesh. Once you see for yourself you will understand there is a God. So what are you waiting for check these samples out then go join her site.


   

  


Super hot Molly paints her walls yellow and gets paint all over her amazing tits then showers in these hot lesbo fucking pics
Big tits Molly strips down for some hot dildo fucking shower sex after getting dirty from painting her house
Check out the tits on Molly as she tries on some clothes and gives you a hot tease
Big tits Molly and her hot girl get wet in the pool then finger and dildo fuck each other
Check out tight body molly and her gf share a game of bowling then get their carpet muched in these hot pics


I told you now get your hand off your cock or your fingers out of your pussy and go join the site MollysLife where you can masturbate until its raw viewing her insanely hardcore gonzo self shot movies and the hundreds of pics she has posted.
Oh yeah by the way I made it back to work today and it sucked, thought I would throw that out there. Nothing like driving into the dirty city and having to smell paint fumes all day long. Cheerio

Thats right folks, MILFS and weekends go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Nothing like sitting back, drinking a beer watching the football game all the while a Hot Ass Fuck MILF is going down on you until you nut all over her face. You know what Im talking about. An older woman knows how to make you feel special, she knows all those certain techniques that will have you blowing your load in about 2 minutes. A MILF also knows how to be one of the boys and doesnt need to be pampered, she just wants to get fucked hard and cum. Thats what great about these websites. Nothing but MILFS getting fucked and creamed on...............





  





  

See told you I would be able to get my post up for this weekend for everyone to enjoy some sexy MILFs getting fucked and drowning in jizz. Ive been working on rearranging my entire hard drive this morning and all day today. Adding pictures to my server, downloading content from my affiliates and just getting organized. I have had time to watch the football games and congratulations to the Baltimore Ravens and their friggin awesome defense see them next week when they play the Titans, I will be torn between the two teams.
Well its off to get some dinner and get my rest tonight as I start back at work full time tomorrow after 2 weeks off.

Well here we are 3 days into the begining of 2009 and I am already behind the 8 Ball. I promised myself I would be posting more and look at my lazy ass. I apologize, Thursday I was a little pissed off that PSU got their Asses kicked, they absolutely choked in the first half. If they would have played the first half liked they played the second, it might have been a little closer. USC is one great team, they deserve to be National Champions.
I am getting ready for a first full week back at work and you know what I am actually looking forward to it. It has been kinda of boring sitting around with nothing to do. I recieved all my new video and camera equipment that I ordered after XMAS. I am looking forward to using it next week when Karen Fisher visits for a couple of days, then the last weekend when Tabitha from TotallyTabitha visits. And finally for a busy couple of weeks I will end back up in Tampa, Florida on Feburary 5th for another 4 days of sex with the Hottie Wives and their friends. Just hanging out drinking and fucking. Should be good times and of course I will be posting as many photos and even videos as I can once I get them edited.
I know its Saturday and you people have been patient with me about not posting any Porn Links lately but please bare with me. I have to get back in the grove. Its still the weekend and its not over yet, which means I still have time to post some Hot MILF links up here by the end of the weekend. Websites like; MILFs Like it Big, Mommys Got Boobs and MILFS in Heat. As it stands now I have certain days dedicated to different posts so it makes it easy for you to browse the BLOG:

Mondays: I will be promoting Muffia.com, Phoenix Marie, Mollys Life and Kristins Life
Tuesdays: Will be dedicating to Adult Humor and anything funny
Wednesdays: Being Hump Day will be dealing with all things associated with women and Round Asses
Thursdays: Are Open right know, anything I want to talk about
Fridays: What better way to start the weekend then by seeing women who crave facials
Saturdays and Sundays: MILFS, MILFS and more MILFS

And in between I will be posting daily thoughts or pictures, videos or anything I feel deserves to be mentioned here. So hold tight and lets see how this turns out. Oh yeah, dont forget also, I still have my Staff Contributor working on another Erotic Story for you all. I have already been on her ASS telling her she needs to hurry up and get me another one. Shes slacking, I might have to discipline her, check out one of her stories HERE it will leave you Hard and Hot.