So another boring day goes by and this week is already dragging just like an old hooker trying to get up to the hotel room. But its another day another dollar so on we go off to work with the masses to earn enough money to support my broke ass and get me enough money to spend on some strippers.


Well my friends over at POPORN keep moving along, breaking out some funny shit and telling it like it is. Brian Bangs (Great Name by the way) keeps all his minions in line and editing or not editing cause if you read some of their posts they get down right nasty.


"CHLAMYDIA FREE IN 09! YOU CAN WIN!
Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:02pm — Brian Bangs
Are you an adult performer that's tired of being tested day in and day out and getting nothing but a fucking pay check at the end of your fuck-making day?
We hear you. POPPORN.com appreciates your never-ending battle with the blood test and your repeated exposure to sexually transmitted diseases. To us, you are like extreme sports performers, no different than those dick who jump BMX bike's like 80 feet in the air...except for the fact that what you do is actually cool.
That's why we're offering one adult performer the chance to be rewarded for being Chlamydia Free in 2009. If you write to us at bbangs@popporn.com and can prove that you, in fact, are free of that dubious disease we will send you a CHLAMYDIA FREE IN 09 t-shirt as a special reward for being so gracious and sacrificing your reproductive organs for our sexual stimulant needs.

Who loves ya?
POPPORN DOES!"


Its almost that time again in Phoenix for the Phoenix Forum when I get to see my buddy PornoDan. You all know him, love or hate him, he sure knows how to get your attention and leave you wondering what the Hell he was thinking. Thats why I cant wait to hang out with him again this year at The Phoenix Forum. Last year when we left him, he was getting blown on a lounge chair on the pool deck conducting an interview, then getting blown in the courtyard of the hotel by Totally Tabitha, while conducting an interview...can you see where this is going? and finally having an interview turn into an Orgy with the girls from Solo Slut Cash ending in a creampie with Claudia Marie. Now if you want to check out more of PornoDans mis-adventures go check out his BLOG. Here are some pics from one of the events he hosts at Blue Moon Nights in LA.


   


And finally we come to todays Adult Humor clip. This is from "American Dad" on Fox Sundays. This little clip has to deal with how to write a script for a Porn Movie. The chicks in the background sure do give them enough hints. Is this the way it is with all Porn Scripts, two dudes sitting around thinking of a background story for good all American fucking?