Finally it seemed like these past 2 days have dragged by at work but I am now outta here and I can go have fun in Phoenix. I have to hit the gym then finish packing. I actually might go to dinner also with a friend of mine and man she is hot. So lets keep our fingers crossed. I hope you all enjoyed the new story from Sexy Sapphire titled "The Movie", which I just posted today. Hopefully when you stood up from your desk your pants weren't bulging when you had to talk to that client or customer.
Its the end of the month of March and hopefully things will get moving right along. It should be a busy summer beginning with The Phoenix Forum. So I leave you with this video on "Porn Stardom Do's and Don'ts"

Wow guys, are you in for a treat today. Another great Erotic Story from Sexy Sapphire. This girl has quite the imagination, or is it. These might be all true stories that she is writing for us. We will have to find out soon. But until then enjoy this one.


"THE MOVIE"
It was Friday and as usual I was bored as hell so I called up my
homeboy Thomas to see what He was doing for the night. He said he
was going to a movie and asked if I wanted to join him. I smiled and
agreed because I know that his idea of going to a movie was a lil
different from the normal persons idea of a movie. I perked up as I
started to dress, I had a feeling this was going to be an interesting
night.
When he came to pick me up he told me we were going for a
long ride. I sparked a blunt, popped in the latest mix cd i had bought
and settled in for the ride. We chatted a lil while we smoked and rode,
he gave no indication of where we were going and I didn't ask. We
drove out of Baltimore to a town further up in Maryland and into the
parking lot of what looked like a video store, there were a few
guys hanging around in the parking lot.
We went inside and as it appeared I was at least half right. It
was a video store but it had other areas. We walked around a bit with
him leading the way. I felt the eyes of every man in there on me, I
wondered why, I would soon find out. We walked off to the side thru
a door opening, into a dimly lit room. There were casino styled
games and video booths where u can sit and watch a show, there were
also two booths, which I had never seen before. Thomas said
that these were exhibitionist booths, where the person sits on one side
and someone else sits on the other and can watch.
Thomas motioned his finger towards another room as we
walked back into the main video store area. I hadnt even noticed the
door until he pointed it out. We walked towards the door that he had
pointed at, stopping at the counter to pay. The lady at the counter,
whose name tag said Doris, of all things, told him I was free tonight and it was ten dollars for him. I asked him why he said he didnt know and
opened the door for me. Automatically I was in shock it was like he
opened the door to another world.
I walked into a small lounge area, which was followed by a wide
corridor, I was standing in front of the bathrooms on the right side
of me and to the left there were two private rooms. "You can rent
those rooms for private time if you want", Thomas told me. We
walked into another lounge area, there were a few guys sitting
watching some tv show. Past that there was a large hall area with
four movie theaters. There were men hanging in the hall and
doorways. I checked out the movie theaters, two of them showed
gay porn all guy on guy action and two showed boy/girl and girl
on girl scenes. There were men in each room. There were a few men
all hanging in one door way so I headed over to see what was so good
about that room. When the guys saw me they parted the doorway to let me in.
I walked in and the first thing I noticed was the big screen tv showing
gay porn. There was a small group of guys huddled near a dark corner.
In the corner was a couple engaged in oral sex. Both participants were male.
One was sitting on the couch the other on his hands and knees on the floor
between his legs, his head bobbing up and down with no shame.
Either oblivious to the fact that there were people watching or
reveling in the fact of, the couple seemed to be thoroughly enjoying themselves.
The receiver looked as if he was in pure pleasure as his lover
slurped and sucked on his throbbing dick. His right hand tweaked
his left nipple, his eyes were rolled back. There were at least 20 eyes
glued to them, including my own. The giver was thrusting the dick in
his mouth, going up and down like a pro. He sucked greedily,
slurping away happily as he stroked the shaft vigorously. Some of
the men watching were stroking themselves and I could feel my
panties moisten.
I love guy on guy action, it is my biggest fetish and a major
turn on. The giver now deep throated, the receiver bucking his
mouth, fucking his face. Me turned on as hell and wanting to fuck.
I couldnt remember the last time I had been so horny. I watched the
two guys in action. The receivers face was scrunched he was bucking
fast he was about to cum. He let out a loud growl and the giver kept
going, sucking him through the whole orgasm. He swallowed every
drop and got up and walked out the room. I was horny as hell hoping
to see some more live action. Thomas was just smiling at me.
After the show was over I moved into another room and plopped
down into a large easy chair. Not even thinking it could have just held
sex participants. I got comfortable and started watching the action on the screen. I sneakily tried to watch the guy sitting off to my left as he
stroked himself while we watched the guy on the screen take it up the
ass. I was sneaky enough because he saw me looking and asked if I
wanted to come closer to watch. I went over and sat next to him.
when I moved to sit next to him on the couch, another guy moved
and sat in a chair on the left side of me.
The guy who invited me over asked me if I wanted to touch his
dick. I said no I just wanted to watch. He put his dick away and said
I couldn't look at it if I wouldn’t touch it. I turned to the guy on my
left and asked him if he would play with it for me. He said yes and
motioned towards the empty couch across the room, "Lets sit in the
dark", he told me and we got up to move. "No fair" hollered out the
first guy who had refused me his dick. He pulled his dick back out,
flaccid; I laughed at him, told him to put it away and moved with my
new friend.
Sitting in the dark corner with my new friend I watched as he
let himself free and started stroking. I was excited by the double
show, him and the action on the screen. I was enjoying listening to
my new friend moan. A guy came and sat to the left of me occupying
the rest of the couch. I asked him if he would touch himself too, he
happily obliged releasing himself from his jeans, already stiff.
After a few minutes of watching them two touch themselves I was
so horny. I reached inside my shirt and my nipples were so hard
I just had to touch them. So there we sat, like three peas in a pod all
touching ourselves and watching the one another and the screen. The longer we did this, the more intently I squeezed my nipples and played
with my breast. The guy on my right asked if he could see them.
I pulled them out and let each touch one.
Eventually our touching led to me having a man sucking
each tit simultaneously. Someone must have alerted the other
patrons of the spectacle we were causing because at one point
I looked up and the room was full of men. They were occupying
the doorway and hugging walls, the bolder ones standing close
to us. There were dicks out everywhere, apparently I was the
only female in the place, even after being there almost an hour.
There was a guy standing a distance away but in front of me
stroking himself in my eye range. "come here." I beckoned him
over.
Standing in front of me he slowly stroked his milky white
shaft, "May I," I reached for his swollen member and stroked it.
Then I leaned back in my seat and continued playing with my
nipples as I watched the men masturbate for my pleasure. Damn
this shit was too hot. I wanted to play with my pussy but I was
too nervous in this environment. I laid back on the couch,
touching my breast and watching the lust fest around me. I
noticed that Thomas was watching and keeping an eye on me,
and that he too had his dick out and was stroking himself as he
watched me in enjoyment.
The guy on my right side was steady stroking himself. The guy on the left
of me rotated a few times. They would sit next to me, masturbate bust
their nuts and rotate. The onein front of me alternated too. It seemed that
there was an endless stream of men to masturbate just for me. I loved it.
Both titties out, I was laid back on the couch being fondled by complete strangers
and reveling in every second of it. I would lick the palm of my hands and stroke
a dick every few moments. Back and forth between men, I rubbed their dicks with my slippery wet hands while they alternated at groping my body and teasing my nipples.
I watched man after man stroke himself to orgasm while they either looked at
me or touched me. "Come for me,” I pleaded to them. There was a guy standing
off in the background a little but his eyes were glued to me. He had his hand on his pants but had not freed himself yet. "Come closer," I told him. "Play with it please. I'll let u taste my titty, want some," I lifted my breast and motioned
towards his mouth. He dropped to his knees and sucked at my tit greedily as if nursing. "Let me see you cum," I told him.
There were men all around me, there was nut on all types of surfaces, on the couch, the floor, armchairs and all. There were at least ten men standing around me at any given moment. My breast were fully exposed, there were hands and tongues fondling them.
I was in heaven. After like a hour of our
mutual fondling there was nut everywhere. I put my titties away,
stroked more dicks a few more times and reached into my back pocket and produced a stack of business cards. I told them my name was Sexy Sapphire and handed cards around to my new friends. I thanked them all for a fun night and told Thomas I was ready to go. Back in the car I sparked another blunt and laid back in my seat "Good movie," I told him and laughed while inhaling.
When I got home I played with my pussy, I was so horny I masturbated for over an hour. Thrusting my favorite blue dildo inside my already wet pussy. I came so hard creaming all over it thinking about my sexy little escapade earlier. I can’t wait to go to the movies with Thomas again.


Now Im sitting here thinking about standing in front of Sexy Sapphire and busting my nut all over her after playing with her nipples. Damn, anyways, sorry I didnt get anything up for you guys yesterday. It was a long friggin day and I still dont think I am fully recovered. I uploaded the Xrated Wife Interview and just waiting for it to be published now. If its done by this evening I will post it, if not you are going to have to wait until I get out to Phoenix. The Phoenix Forum is calling my name and I am ready to let "It" all hang out. And by "It" I mean my dick. I am going to be fucking so much I hope I come home bruised and sore. I will definitely update you while Im out there so keep checking back.

Wow, what a fucking weekend and when I say "Fucking", thats what I mean. Besides drinking since 1pm on Thursday all the way through Saturday night, Fucking is the only other thing I did, oh yeah I did eat too. But fucking was the best part of it. As always The Hottie Wives were wonderful hosts and kept me and my dick busy. Not to mention my liver. Even though I got home yesterday and didnt have any type of alcoholic beverage I am still feeling a little tipsy this morning. Which fucking sucks because Im back at work and its 44 degrees and overcast. Man what is this shit. Thankfully I will be leaving again this Wednesday morning for warmer climates in Phoenix Arizona. Heading out that way for The Phoenix Forum. I have a feeling Im going to be hating life next week but oh well it will be worth it. My friend Totally Tabitha and I will be hanging out all day on Wednesday having fun cause the conference doesnt start till Thursday. Would'nt you know it to, my buddy Porno Dan will be rooming with me during the convention. I have a feeling there is going to be no sleep and lots of sex. I am so looking forward to it.
Thats it for me right now. I know I told you about my interview with Xrated Wife. Well it was such a big file I had to split it up into two segments and once I have those posted to a hosting service I will get them uploaded here. So stay tuned. Back to getting my ass through this day. Peace.

Hey everyone well I made it down to Tampa Florida and this time my ear drum didnt pop when the plane landed. So it was time for me to have some fun with the Hottie Wives. Cracked open my first beer around 1pm. Here is a short video clip of the landing into sunny Tampa.

Ok so after starting the day off right with a few drinks and then a few more drinks. Things started getting interesting. Everyone was drunk pretty much just talking bullshit. The ladies outside watering the grass. Somehow the conversation turned to tossing salad and what it involved. Dee Delmar thought it meant giving a blowjob, cause of the cucumber and 2 tomatoes. Hottie Wife Tracey hadnt even heard the word. So we had to explain to her what it meant to toss someones salad. So Tracey got a kick out of the idea of having someone lick her Ass or her licking someone else's Ass. Well one thing leads to another and I start getting a blow job from Florida DD and we move inside so everyone can watch and take pictures. Hottie Wife Tracey comes in and starts "Tossing My Salad" while Im getting a blowjob from Dee Delmar. Eventually it turns into one big orgy and finally Dee Delmar and Hottie Wife Tracey are covered "Like Glazed Donuts". Pictures were taken and so was video, but for some reason the person running the video camera wasn't recording it right and there was only about 4 minutes taken. So you guys are just going to have to settle for my story today until I am able to take some more video and pictures so I can post some of the activities for you.
Until then start enjoying your weekend cause I know I am. I am getting back to my drink and burgers off the grill right now. Its 85 degrees and sunny, take that you bastards.

Yes thats right, its my stinking Birthday, another day older and another day closer to kicking the bucket. Its also only one more day until I leave for Tampa and having fun and lots of fucking so stay tuned for some updates with great pictures. Until then why dont you just sit back, relax and enjoy these videos from "Funny or Die" and a clip from How I met your Mother.


Kermit the Frog Reacts to Two Girls and a Cup...........

"Hand Job Song"....All Men should know this One By Heart

Finally "Cougar Hunt" from How I Met Your Mother

That got your fucking attention didnt it? Im kinda in a pissed off mood and I know I have not posted anything since Friday. So I have to get something up here for you today. So this is going to be a short post.
Friday at TABU was great another fun night with the sexy crowd. Lots of ladies wearing sheer outfits so I say lots of titties and ass, plus got to have some fun in one of the rooms. On Saturday I went over to Victoria the Xrated Wifes house and conducted another one of my famous interviews. I thought I would be able to post that up today but it hasnt been approved yet by the hosting service so thats a little bit why Im pissed off. Just know that it is a very in depth and entertaining interview. Saturday night I went out to Cancun Cantina hung out with a few friends and drank the night away so I was a little hungover and didnt get to do my MILF post for the weekend.
Now here I sit on a Monday and Im trying to play catch up with what little time I have left to post some shit up here before I leave for Florida on Thursday morning. Work is killing me I have to stay late for a meeting on Wednesday then Im going out for a little bit on Wednesday night to celebrate my BDAY, so I will only be able to update tomorrow. That is until I get down to Tampa and have some fun with Dee Delmar and Hottie Wife Tracey and take some pictures to let you know how my trip is going.


So due to time constraints, here are some Hot Video Clips for you to stroke off to. Thats really the only reason you come and visit my BLOG isnt it? I feel so loved. Enjoy

Well I guess I better post something today since I already wrote the title for todays BLOG. If you could see me now Im dancing a little jig cause its the fucking weekend and Im ready to celebrate my Birthday over the weekend. Have no idea what Im doing tonight yet, might hit up TABU for Sexy Sheer Night or wait until some of my friends call back and we go were ever the night takes us. In the meantime Im listening to some Kings of Leon to get in the mood. I've already been to the gym and getting ready to put together some dinner. Tomorrow a few friends of mine are heading over to Cancun Cantina to get our drink on and meet another one of my friends who's Birthday is the same day as mine.
Tomorrow I am also interviewing the Huge Titty MILF Xrated Wife. This woman has some gonzagaas on her Im telling you. Just wait until you see the video interview. She just enjoys getting naked in front of the camera and blowing as many cocks as she can.
This is a nice segway into my Porn for you today. Anything having to do with Extreme Fetishes, like Huge Toys, Unusal Insertions, Messy Facials and Extremme Bukkakes.


How about some cum splattering fun from those nasty bastards over at Porn Pros. This shit is just insane. These Girls Love getting Their Faces Splattered with some Baby Butter. Check the links below for some more nut gushing fun.





Hot ass blonde with big knockers takes multiple cum blast
Two horny sisters sunbathing get showered in cum
Busty blonde girls get hot load blown on their unsuspecting faces
Cute brunette gets suprised by huge load of cum!


I warned you perverts, nasty and hardcore. Now Im listening to 3OH!3, two crazy white trailer park boys in their cut off shorts just rockin out. This shit is pumping me up so if my language offends you, well kiss my ASS and get out of here then. Back to the Porn and now for that Nasty Naughty Alysha. This hardcore woman enjoys playing with larger than life toys and all kinds of extreme shit. She Rides Dildos the Size of My Arm. Dont believe me just check out her website and these links below.





Blonde school girl rides monster dildos
Blonde with big breasts rides monster dildos at work
Alysha fucks some toys on the webcam
Alysha plays with a huge dildo in bed


Damn Im feeling good now, this weekend is going to get crazy I have a feeling. Lets see if I can capture any of it on camera. This has been a good day and I cant wait in a couple of days I will be in the Florida sunshine tanning my balls and out of this crazy mid-atlantic weather for a couple of days. I am outta here you all have fun.

I love tits and who doesnt. I enjoy all the shapes and sizes. Rubbing them with my hands, pinching the nipples with my fingers, sliding my tongue all over them and then finally putting my dick in between them and giving them a nice titty fuck. Now I really need to get my hands wrapped around a nice pair of breasts.
So how about it, some nice Porn Star Boobies for you here today. Stuff from Brazzers website Big Tits in Sports. Watch Oklahoma get her rack oiled up'd and Fucked. Then there are ore giant Racks jiggling around at Big Tit Bangers. And finally a nice video clip from Naughty America. In this video Lynn Lemay gets her Big Boobs played with.
Enough tit flesh today to make you go cross eyed. You will be a motor boating son of a bitch after looking at all these boobs. What can I say, Im a tit man at heart.

I told you would go cross eyed, didnt fucking believe me? When you have this much sweater meat in front of your eyes jiggling around its hard not to have your eyes spin all around trying to catch as much of the bobbies as you can. Its only one more day until the weekend starts and I have a feeling its going to be a good one. Its time for me to get outta work and head to the gym.

Damn right Im talking about Ass. Its fucking Hump Day. There are all kinds of Asses and I think I met every one of them today. Ha, you thought I was talking about that thing on the backside of a woman? Well Im not, at least not right now, that will come later in my post. The Ass Im talking about is the person you meet in everyday life. Theres the Ass in the car in front of me on my way into work this morning, "Just get the Fuck outta the Way and at least use a couple of Yellow Books so you can see over the steering wheel!". Then there was the Ass who parked his car across two parking spaces, so I just keyed his car. Finally there was the Fucking Dumb Ass in front of me at McDonalds who I would swear had never been to a McDonalds in his life. Just had to tell you about my day full of Asses. Thankfully the week is almost over and this time next week I will be in Sunny Tampa Bay, Florida waxing Dee Delmars Ass and telling everybody else to "KISS MY ASS".
Now on to the Real Ass you fucking perverts were thinking about. I didnt forget about you. What would Hump Day be without some great fine female Ass in all shapes and colors.


A Little something from a great website called Tap that Onion Ass. Here you can see Katja Kassin and her fine German Ass and of course my favorite, Kelly Divine getting her Ass banged hard.





     


How about some Apple Bottom Booty from Round and Brown. An awesome site filled with lots of chocolate Ass brought to you by Reality Kings.





     


And finally, a nice little video clip from Big Wet Butts. Dont you just love how Lucious Lopez enjoys getting her Ass played with?. I know it gets me excited.

Ok, how is that for a day full of Asses. I think we can say that I have thoroughly introduced you to so many Asses, wether they are from the back side of a woman or just that Ass in front of you in line somewhere. And now my Ass is Outta Here.

Man this fucking week is crawling by, I dont know if I can handle it any longer. Come next week it starts 2 straight weeks of sex, nudity and lots and lots of pictures to share with you all. I go to Tampa then out to Phoenix cant wait to get in the sun, the warm weather and get my dick wet. But until then I guess your just going to have to deal with my daily rantings and the funny video clips that I post for you. And oh yeah, dont forget about all the Porn pictures too. Enjoy..............


"99 Words For Boobs" The Music Video

Another Barney Moment from "How I Met Your Mother"

The Juice is Loose from "Family Guy"...always funny

Thats it for me today people. Its been a long day at work and I still have to get home and work out then make dinner. The weekend needs to hurry up and get here cause this week is dragging. Hope it been better for everyone else.

What a way to start my Monday then opening my mail and finding this Hot Erotic Story from my friend Sexy Sapphire. Damn, it got me hard. Day cant end soon enough for me to get home and rub one out reading this story again. Once you read it you will be trying to get off work early too. So read on.............


"HOT PINK PUMPS"

Yesterday was such a pretty day outside and I was home bored with money to burn
so I figured I'd treat myself to a lil shopping. I hadn't been downtown long when I
spotted the sexiest pair of hot pink pumps, and as if the Gods knew I would be
shopping that day, they were on sale. Yay Me....I thought I had found the greatest
steal of the day until I went into the next store and found the perfect purple
jacket for spring. Sure I had found all I would find, jacket and pink leopard thong
( to match the shoes ) in hand I made my way to the register. Out the corner of my
eye I spotted it fell in love and just as I thought, the item that had caught my
eye altered the rest of my day.

Hanging on the wall there was a pink, black and white teddy that had cut out side
and laced in the back with matching panties. I picked up a pair of hot pink
fishnets closeby and made my way to the register. While the clerk rang me up I
called my baby and told him that I was out shopping and I had bought some hot pink
pumps and lingerie to match. Just as I thought he invited me over after work and
I happily agreed.

When I met up with him later I was so turned on just knowing what was in my bag. He
went to the kitchen to start dinner and I changed into my outfit, loving the way
the stockings felt as they glided over my smooth thighs. Turned on by the feel of
the material on my legs. I pulled my thong on, giggling at the cute pink ruffles.
As I slipped into the teddy and tied the bow in the back I smiled to myself because
I knew that my baby would be pleased when he walked through the door. Pulling on the
hot pink pumps to complete the outfit I felt like the sexiest lil slut in town
and was ready to please my man.

I headed to the kitchen, standing behind him while he was at the counter, when he
turned around I saw lust in his eyes and his dick immediately showed its approval
too. I could see him twitching as it woke up and started to grow. He complimented
me, running his hands up and down the fabric and around the curves of my
breast. "Damn baby, I Like" he told me and licked his lips. "Let me see the
back." I turned around showing off the back, which was nothing really, the whole
back was out, minus the bow. "MMMM " I could hear him moaning behind me. I
guess he really liked. "And I like the shoes baby, you gonna let me fuck you in
your shoes tonight?" he asked. "Of course daddy", the answer to him is never no.

I sauntered back to his room after teasing him for a while and I didnt realize he
was right behind me. He was so turned on he could'nt wait. He stripped out of his
clothes and sat on the edge of the bed. "I want you to show my dick some
attention in your pretty outfit, then strip out of your bottoms and bend over and
let me fuck you in your heels." I blushed and bent over to suck his dick while he
sat on the bed. He leaned back as I sucked on him and he ran his fingers through
my hair. Up and down his shaft I sucked on him, loving every minute of it. "You know
how daddy like it, don't you baby?" Lifting my head up from his lap, a line of
drool hanging from my tongue to his dick and smiled. "yes daddy". He knows I love
it rough so he pushed his dick deep in my throat, he laughed as I gagged and
choked. He gets such a kick out of ramming his dick down my throat, I do too
though, its a dirty pleaure we both share.

He grabbed me by the back of my hair and pulled my head up, kissed me deep in my
mouth and told me to bend over. I stood up, turning my back to him and striped
down to my stockings slowly, turned back around and bent over the bed, ass poked up in
the air. He smacked my ass, running hands over my smooth ass cheeks, "spread that pussy for me", he told me as he guided his hard throbbing organ into me. I was so tight, already swollen from days of hot sex. He laughed at me as I inched away from the dick , instead of back on it as usual "where you running to?" he pulled me back and I felt all of him push into me at once . I let out a scream and a whimper as his thickness stretched my tight pussy from wall to wall.

Bent over the bed, heels clicking against the floor as he fucked me rough from
behind, I was in sheer ecstacy and total pain. I cant honestly say which feeling
was more prevalent but fuck it, I wasnt gonna tell him to stop. We were pumping
back and forth him talking shit, me moaning and screaming, us both panting uncontrollably. "You like it like this dont you?" between pants I managed to
whimper out a YES that was barely audible. He fucked me so good, I could barely
handle it and just when I thought I couldnt take any more he pulled out and bust a
huge load all over my back and ass. When he had regained composure he told me
how white and creamy my pussy looked. He pulled out the camera and started
snapping pictures. It was so fucking hot. I felt like the sexiest little slut in town all over again.

I knew when I saw those pumps that I was lucky but I when I spotted the lingerie
to match I knew it was my lucky day and I'll be damed if it wasnt. He loved my
outfit more than I could ever imagine. I cant wai to go shopping again.

Get the tissue out and clean up. I gotta get back to work. Other than this story which got me rock hard, this week hasnt started off great. Its friggin overcast and cold here. I cant wait for fucking warmer weather. Thats why I enjoy getting Sexy Sapphires stories cause they brighten my day up and I hope this story got you as excited as me.

Coming to the end of a weekend sucks, cause you know you have to go back to the grind of work. Getting up early, staying late damn it really sucks. Thats why I party hard on the weekend and try to get into as much fun as I can. This weekend was'nt too bad but it was pretty quiet. I was a little late getting out of work on Friday so I definitely needed to get up to TABU for BlackOut. It was a long and fun evening with lots of friends, lots of nakedness, lots of shots and of course a whole bunch of sex. Woke up the next morning with a serious hangover. Spent the rest of the weekend looking at Porn and burning some movies and updating the look of my site. So on to the Porn now. More MILFS than you can shake your Dick at.


First up Amber Lynn Bach. This Hot Ass MILF with the Big Tits and Round Ass definitely loves to Fuck. There is nothing more I can say about her. Just take a look at those round Melons. I definitely want to MotorBoat her Boobies.





     


I dont know what it is but these Busty MILFS seem to grow on trees. Kelly Madison is another Cougar with Big Titties and a nice Fuckable Ass. She loves Sex with other Women too. Now thats my kind of MILF.





     


And finally MILF Cruiser. A great website where they cruise around and find these MILFs to Fuck in the Car. Take them home and watch these MILFS just Attck Their Dicks. I've thought of doing this but dont think I would be as successful.





     


Thats it for me and the weekend. Looks like a long week ahead at work I hope that means it will go by quickly. My trip to Tampa and Phoenix are getting closer. Can't fucking wait.

Oh yes, the weekend is almost here. Its Thursday afternoon and tomorrow after work I will be ready to start my weekend. So far so good, this month just keeps moving along. Maybe its because Im spending my time at TABU on the weekends just hanging out and having a good time, not to mention lots of sex.
Speaking of Sex, here is some good stuff today from Naughty America. I know, I talk to much in my post, is that what you are saying? I hope not cause I try to give you what you want. And what you want today is lots of Big Breasted women having all kinds of sex. How can I not mention Gianna Micheals and Sara Stone when talking about tits. What about Sara Jay and Her Massive Sweater Puppies? I seriously enjoy getting my hands on a nice set of Boobies, who doesnt? Holly Halstons Rack sure does qualify as a nice healthy set of boobies. Damn my dick is getting hard just looking at this content that I am passing along to you today. I have even put up two 5 minute Porn video clips, yes thats right I said 5 friggin minutes. Fucking enjoy perverts cause Naughty America brings you some of the best Porn around.

Its time to remove your hand from where ever it is and type in Naughty America and go join. What the fuck are you waiting for did you just see those Porn Clips? I've been a member and me and Rosey are satisfied every night when I get home. Im outta here, time to rest up for the weekend fun.

Whats up folks, back at you again today. I wanted to put these up for your enjoyment. Some fun Porn Games you can have fun with while at work, waiting for the plane or while sitting in traffic. The great folks at Naughty America came up with these so I am passing them along to you. Enjoy and keep coming back to play.

Another Wednesday is upon us and as with every other Wednesday we have been through todays BLOG post is dedicated to Round Shaking Asses. Speaking of which, I know I made mention of this before about my fun night last Saturday night. I had my face buried in so many womans asses, it was fucking awesome. I have never been surround by so much Booty. I am ready to do it again this weekend.
Butt alas, I am too tired today to put up any pictures, so I am just going to amuse you with a couple of videos featuring ginormous Asses. I better not hear any complaining either. First off a little video clip from the monster website on all things Ass Shaking, YouTube. Yes thats right, YouTube motherfuckers. Dont believe me just go there and type in Booty Shaking/Ass Shaking in the search bar and see how many results you get. You could go blind with all the ass video clips these women put up there.

How could I not put these next two clips up from the number one site of all things related to Porn Star Ass. Brazzers features the roundest, phattest and just over all scrumptious booties I have ever scene. And most of them are featured on their site Big Butts Like it Big. Just check out these clips of Phoenix Marie and Ricki White. Two fine women with Asses to die for.

Phoenix hasn't been paying her bills lately. She knows it's only a matter of time until the Repo guys show up at her place. One day she comes back home and finds Scott inside, checking her stuff out. She won't let him take her stuff away without putting up a fight and Scott won't leave her place without ripping her big round tight ass apart!!

Told you I was a little lazy today. Im just beat for one reason or another. And no its not because I was jacking till 2am this morning. I just think with the time change and all it feels like Im not getting enough sleep. Ok, maybe its partly cause I was up till 2am rubbing one out. Im outta here Im going to bed early no vaseline for me.

Its that time again, for vid clips and cartoons that are so fucking funny you will squirt milk, soda, cereal (Insert favorite beverage Here) outta your fucking nose and some of you might even let one fly, who knows, cause Im sure you wont tell us. So just enjoy the humor while you can cause Tuesday is only the most boring day of the week and Im trying to help you through it.


First Clip from Family Guy, with Gay Peter helping Chris out with Math using a word problem instead.

"How I Met Your Mother" one of the best comedy shows out there. Barney gets some of the best lines in the whole damn show.

Next two clips are from "Funny or Die". Everyone has them, even you, the orgasm face. We might not know we are doing it, but sure as Shit the one your fucking notices.

And finally how could I not post a music video called "I Want to Be In a Porno." The guy is close to being a troll, but what the hell, give it all you got. At least he can "Pop" on command.

I would of had this post up earlier if I wasn't looking at more Porn and downloading some dirty movies to jack to. But I have finally finished and I hope you all enjoy this Humor today. Im just trying to make you laugh and if you dont like it......"SUCK IT!"

Well a happy fucking Monday morning to everyone. Damn I just hate coming back to work after a weekend like I had. It wasnt that it was busy I was a lazy Ass on Friday saving up my strength and Sunday I was hungover and sore but it was worth it for the fun I had Saturday night at the swingers club. I just wish the fun I had could have continued for an extra day or two.
At least today I had a little surprise in my email. My friend Sexy Sapphire wrote an Erotic Story for me to post here on my BLOG. Sapphire is from Baltimore, MD and I met up with her for dinner a few days ago to see what we could work on together. Well she told me she loves writing erotic stories and erotic poetry so I said great send me what you can and I'll post it here for all my readers to enjoy. I also think we will get together to do a few photo sets and short video clips for your enjoyment too. Make sure you go check out Sexy Sapphire Website and enjoy her first Erotic Story Contribution.

Talk about sending a man off to work happy. Last night I knew
my man was horny because his dick was rock hard for hours but I
was just too tired to tend to it. I more than made up for that
this morning though. I woke up early and wrapped my hands around
his shaft while his eyes were still closed. Moistening my pussy,
I guided him into the warm waiting folds of flesh and felt my
tightness close around him.
He felt so good inside me as we lay in the spon position, him
now rocking against me as i rocked my ass back against him. He
was groaning slightly as I moaned. The sounds of our passion
mixing in the room. He flipped me over onto my stomach and
fucked me deep from behind. Grabbing my hair and smacking my
ass, we were doing things that most people dare not dream of at
6:15 am.
MMM look how white and creamy you got my dick he told me as he
stroked me deep and long. Come here and suck your pussy juice off my
dick he told me, pulling out and waving his hard, cream
covered rod in my face. I obliged greedily, sucking slurping
and loving the taste of me on him.
I sucked on him, feeling him expand in my mouth until I couldnt
take it any more. I laid back on my back and he pushed back
inside of me. Humping and sweating in the middle of the bed,
kissing and caressing we were caught up in a moment of passion
as we climbed higher and higher on a plane of ecstacy.
"Are you trying to make me cum huh", he asked as he pounded my
tight wet pussy. Yes daddy i just want you to cum, I told him.
Feeling him growing harder and harder inside of me. "Where do you
want me to cum baby?" he asked stroking faster and panting. I
could tell he was ready to let go. I sat up just as he pulled
out of me, standing in the middle of the bed, he jerked that nut
out all over my tits, smearing his dick through his cum and
rubbing it into my nipple.
Just as he finished his alarm went off...time to get up for work
baby, I told him with a laugh, grabbed my towel and headed to the shower.
Now thats a nice story to get first thing this morning when I got into work. I couldnt fucking get up from my desk until my hard on went away. I am hoping Sapphire writes some more for me. She is so talented and puts a lot of thought into her stories. Check this video clip of her out. Watch her shake her Sexy Tight Ass and tell me you want more and I'll see what I can do.
Sexy Sapphire Booty Shake

So we have come to the end of another week and then its off to work again tomorrow. I am hoping these couple of weeks go quick so I can get my ass down to Tampa and then out to Phoenix. This weekend flew by, I had a blast. I took a female friend of mine up to TABU last night for her first time at a swingers club. Let me tell you this chick is hot and around 11pm, she really started to loosen up and really got involved in all the playtime activities. I was up dancing and when I come back to the table shes got her face buried in some chicks boobs and another chick is going down on her. So me her and the two other couples headed on downstairs to use one of the rooms. OMFG, it was awesome. All the girls were squirters and finding that out about her got me hard as a rock. It was fun just watching her and the other girls go at one another. By the time we were all finished it was already 3am we went home and crashed out but not before she got herself off one more time with a little assistance of yours truly. We woke up this morning and felt like crap though from all that drinking we did, my god my mouth was dryer than the Sahara.
That story leads me into this Hot MILF Swinger who has her own site. Amber at Home, holy shit this blonde is hot as hell. She is a swinger and I bet she loves it as much as I do. Amber loves getting naked for the camera and bending over to show off her nice wet pussy lips. And those Tits of Hers, two glorious mounds of titty flesh to wrap around my pole and jerk off over until I blow my load all over her nipples. You all better go visit her site and join, not only do you get her website and all Ambers naked Glory, but you get access to all the other websites that go along with being a member of Amber at Home.





       





       



I am still feeling like shit and hungover like a bad dog. But you have to make some sacrifices when it comes to getting your rocks off and being able to watch 3 Hot as Shit women go at it. Im getting something to eat then going back to bed. I just had to get something up for you guys today.

I was sitting at work all day long just waiting to get out of there and start the weekend. Got my paperwork done, fucked around on the computer a bit, well actually alot looking at Porn and finally it felt like the school bell rang and I was outta there. Could'nt wait to get a cold beer in my hand and some womans pussy on my face. I have already been to the gym now Im sitting here in front of this damn computer again trying to please you and bring you some more Porn for the weekend.
Today I bring you some great sites from TeenRevenue. The first one being Chloe18. What can I say about Chloe18 other than "Damn, just sit that Pussy on My Shaft." As a member of her site you get to see more than I can put up here. Chloe just loves playing with her Pussy and believe me she plays with it alot. Watch Chloe bend her tight little Ass Over and get herself wet. Jeez, I cant talk about it anymore, just go to her site and check her out some more

       


The second site from TeenRevenue is Trixie Teen. Wow, Trixie has such a lovely Ass, I just want her to ride me Reverse Cowgirl so I can watch that Teen Ass bounce up and down on my cock. Trixie is such a tease too she loves rubbing her pussy just for you until she makes herself cum. Sometimes Trixie loves it a little rough and wants her teen Ass spanked. Dont just take my word for it, check out this vid clip and go visit Trixie Teen.

       


Hope that satisfied your Teen craving for the weekend, cause I am outta here. I gotta go shave my balls for the weekend of fun up at TABU. Its Sleepover night on Saturday hopefully I wont break my shaft. If I dont then I'll get something up here on Sunday. Enjoy your weekend Fuckers.

Ok, so I know I just posted something this past Sunday about big boobs, well fuck you, I love Them so much I decided to do another post about massive tits. And there are none more massive than Southern MILF Claudia-Marie. I have personally met Claudia-Marie and let me tell you, I could'nt stop staring at those Huge Melons. I mean when I saw her I think I grabbed those puppies and just pushed my face in between them and Motor Boated the Hell out of them. Claudia-Marie loves to have her Tits Grabbed and Pulled as She is getting Fucked. You can tell it just excites the shit out of her and gets her pussy even more wet. Dont believe me go visit her Website and make sure you wipe off your friggin hand before you write me back thanking me.





       

I mention Claudia-Marie today as my featured Big Juggs woman because I will have a chance to meet her again out at the Phoenix Forum which is April 2nd through the 5th. See I met her last year and had so much fun with her as you can tell by the pics. I am hoping this year to interview her and have Her Smack Those Huge Melons all over my face. Maybe even slide my hard dick in between them just like in these pictures. If Claudia-Marie Wrapped Those Juggs Around My Pole I know I would blast a nice healthy load of Baby Batter all over them. So I am crossing my fingers and grabbing my dick that I will be able to get a little playtime with Claudia-Marie again.


       


Damn after seeing all this Tit flesh I am going to have to go and wank it. So thats all for me now. Dont bother me until Im finished and enjoy these Boobs for today. Its almost the fucking weekend. Ill be back with you soon.

Damn, I love Asses and I know I have told you this before. I am sitting here right now in front of my computer just staring at some of the juiciest, shaking, biteable Asses I have ever laid my eyes upon. I just love seeing women in tight jeans with their ass filling out the back or in a nice short mini skirt with the bottom of their buttcheek hanging out. I like them all. The Apple Bottom, The Teardrop, The Pigtail and just plain Ole' Ghetto Booty. You want to know what these saying define? Well there is a great little website called The Ass Matrix. Go check it out. Lots of definitions on what each Ass Shape there is, they break it all down for you. The female Ass is everywhere these days. Tons of videos are being posted to YouTube everyday of chicks showing of their booty bouncing skills...

Now you can find enough Ass and put together enough clips from YouTube to stroke your meat too there are millions of ass shaking videos posted. But I like going to the Porn Sites that feature the round fuckable Asses of Hot Porn Stars. Tap that Onion Ass, is just amazing for the worship of Ass. Who could not forget to mention Big Butts Like It Big, jesus the amount of Ass Flesh on that site. How about Extreme Asses, man talk about booty shaking and Ass Fucking. All of these sites provide you with the finest in everything dedicated to the Hot Female Ass. Nothing like seeing a Nice Round Butt get coated in Oil then Fucked Hard.





       





       


Now I hope you all have visions of Asses sitting on your faces tonight in your dreams. Welcome to my world. Damn "I Love Looking at Womens Asses". I am going to work out my forearms tonight I tell you that. Its Hump Day Baby I hope everyone has had a quick week so far. Only two days left to the weekend and letting off some pent up horniness.

Thats not the only thing I need. I need 5 pairs of long johns and 10 pairs of socks. Its fucking cold here in Maryland. Its another one of those "What the Fuck" moments. Its the beginning of March, just got our first major snowfall for winter and now its down to the single digits in temperature. Get me the fuck outta this area. Someone please I'll be your damn Pool Boy just move me somewhere warm. So thats the reason why I didnt post anything yesterday. I was snowed in, I was a lazy bastard and I had to watch "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" That movie is fucking hilarious.
I came home today and had to watch a little "How I Met Your Mother" to get my motivation for the Humor post today. I came across this video clip for College Humor TV today and just about Shit my pants laughing. How fucking disgusting is this.....

Do you get the "Shit my Pants" reference now? Now that I am thinking about it I did see the "SNL Will Ferrell" special on Sunday night too, so Im going to throw up a Will Ferrell clip here also.......

Im sorry I had to put this one up also from "SNL". Basic Instinct "Return of the Beaver"

And what Adult Humor day would be complete without another cartoon from Coloring Book Land and their dry sense and sarcastic brand of humor. Cartoons arent the only thing they have going for them though, they have some great sarcastic and disgusting BLOGS there too, but for now just check out the damn dirty cartoon.....





Ok, thats it for me today, Im going back to watch "How I Met Your Mother" and laugh a little more. Because this weather is just depressing the crap outta me. I didnt get into any fun this past weekend,, so I have 3 more days to blow through till the next weekend. Later...........

They say March comes in like a Lion. Well I think March comes in with a big set of tits and Hardcore Porn Stars. I have two of the best for you here today but first, this being the beginning of the Month I have to write about some news and a little of what I might be getting into this month.
First I want to send a shout out to two great guys who run their own BLOGS who have gotten in touch with me about exchanging links. Its great that people actually read this Blog and have an interest in it. I want to thank them for that and I look forward to building a business relationship with them. Daily Tang, is a great Video BLOG run out of Miami, Florida. It is a well put together site that brings you daily Adult News in video format. And boy do they have some Hot Ass Chicks that read you the news. They might not be Barbara Walters but who cares when they are young hot and topless. Just check out this sample clip.

Eat A Dump is the second one. Now dont get confussed by the name, its not some Scat fetish website, that would just be disgusting unless you like it like that. On the contrary, its a great little Blog brought to you by "Shameless" who just happens to be a great photographer and is pretty talented with a video camera too. Eat A Dump is just his way of updating you fine Porn Watchers on his daily adventures of his hectic Porn life out in LA. You know it is pretty hard shooting naked chicks all day long and Im not talking about your dick. So if you get a chance check both these great sites out and show your love to the hard working men in the industry trying to bring you all the news on your favorite Porn Stars and bringing you Pictures and Videos of the Hottest naked Porn Chicks for your stroking pleasure.


       


I wouldnt keep you away from your Big Tits that I promised you today. How could I talk about Big Tits and not mention Gianna Michaels. My fucking God, I sit around all day dreaming about finding a chick with Massive Melons like Gianna. Those Soft Large Pillows of hers and those piercing Blue eyes sets up a tent in pants all day long. Now the next girl you might be wondering is doing in my Blog about boobs. Well Penny Flame just has the perfect set of Titties I have ever laid eyes on. Those Tits of Pennys are just the perfect size and shape and they are real as the hair on your balls. Just imagine those Tits Shaking Up and Down as Penny rode your cock. Man I would nut in about 30 seconds. So enjoy these photos of Big Tits and Amazing Tits and dont hose down your computer screen.


       


I had to pull my hand off my dick to finish up this post after putting up those pics. Dont worry Im not typing with the working hand. Thats it for me today, hope you all enjoyed the other BLOGs I posted for you today, you can keep going back and visiting them, just click on their links there on the left side of my page. Looks like we might get snow tonight, maybe 3-4 inches and you know what that means here in the DC area, shit will be closed for 2 days so if Im home Ill get another post up early if not I will get something up by tomorrow evening.