Thats not the only thing I need. I need 5 pairs of long johns and 10 pairs of socks. Its fucking cold here in Maryland. Its another one of those "What the Fuck" moments. Its the beginning of March, just got our first major snowfall for winter and now its down to the single digits in temperature. Get me the fuck outta this area. Someone please I'll be your damn Pool Boy just move me somewhere warm. So thats the reason why I didnt post anything yesterday. I was snowed in, I was a lazy bastard and I had to watch "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" That movie is fucking hilarious.
I came home today and had to watch a little "How I Met Your Mother" to get my motivation for the Humor post today. I came across this video clip for College Humor TV today and just about Shit my pants laughing. How fucking disgusting is this.....

Do you get the "Shit my Pants" reference now? Now that I am thinking about it I did see the "SNL Will Ferrell" special on Sunday night too, so Im going to throw up a Will Ferrell clip here also.......

Im sorry I had to put this one up also from "SNL". Basic Instinct "Return of the Beaver"

And what Adult Humor day would be complete without another cartoon from Coloring Book Land and their dry sense and sarcastic brand of humor. Cartoons arent the only thing they have going for them though, they have some great sarcastic and disgusting BLOGS there too, but for now just check out the damn dirty cartoon.....





Ok, thats it for me today, Im going back to watch "How I Met Your Mother" and laugh a little more. Because this weather is just depressing the crap outta me. I didnt get into any fun this past weekend,, so I have 3 more days to blow through till the next weekend. Later...........