As you can tell I wasnt able to get back on the computer yesterday to make another post, so I will make it up today. Also just found out I will not be getting a laptop from the company just a desktop so that means I wont be updating very much for the next week and a half. This fucking sucks cause I want to keep you guys happy and enjoy all my funny ramblings and the shit I talk, not to mention all the Porn and naked Chicks I post too. Thats the problem with living in a society controlled by machines, you begin to count on them and then when they break you dont know what to do with yourself. Me, I just go home and work on my forearm muscles as I watch a little Porn before bed. But before that I want to get in a little humor today. So here are some hilarious clips from College Humor TV and Funny or Die.


"Hangin Out with A Girl" .......when things get uncomfortable Just Leave

Nothing Like Eating Yogurt and Getting Gang Banged by the College Accapella Group

"Denise Richards Funbags"

Well I hope these videos brought a little smile to your face. I know I cracked up a little bit and its always nice to see Denise Richards Cleavage. So this is how I leave you today as I wont get another chance to post from work. Until tomorrow......................

OK, Im sad as shit to inform you that my laptop took a nose dive on me this past Saturday and that is why I havent made a post since then. I am extremely pissed and disappointed that I cant be looking at Porn when I am at home or posting my crazy and wild rantings along with Porn Vid clips or pictures of naked girls for you.
All is not lost though, keep your fingers crossed, I might be getting a loaner laptop from my work. Now if that happens, I will bring it home with me so I can post to my BLOG. But until then I will have to update from my computer at work and that will only happen if I have some free time here, like this morning. So I jusr wanted to give you an update to let you know what happened. Since I am here though and I do have a computer to use, I will post this Porn Vid clip from Naughty America to hold you over and if you are lucky I will get a second chance today to upload so Adult Humor to keep you busy too. So here you go a sweet little video featuring Courtney Cummz and her New Boobs.

Ok I have to go to work now, I will try to get another post in today before I leave work and go home where there is no computer waiting for me. Its just me and my Xrated movies now in the evening.

Dammit, see I wasnt paying attention and I made this post without anything being there. I was looking at these hot ASS pics I am posting today. But first, why are weekends made for fucking. Cause you have 48 hours of free time to be doing whatever the hell you want and not have to worry about your real job for 2 days. Its just time to relax and let loose. And thats what the Hell I am going to do this weekend. I got to bed at a decent hour last night, I have been to the gym already and I am going to cook up a nice dinner before heading up to TABU to drink with friends and bury my dick in some nice wett pussy. Its Blackout night tonight and anything goes.
Speaking of TABU, I wanted to thank them for the use of their club this past Thursday. I brought Lavender Rayne up there on Thursday evening for a photo session and let me tell you, that shit was HOT. Got her in the Dungeon Room, then the Doctors Office and finally up on the Stripper Pole. All in all I was very impressed and very Horny after the photo session. But what was even better was that some friends of mine visited while we were doing this and the girl agreed to get in front of my camera too. Let me introduce you to Ms. Kitty and her amazing body. I met her and her husband at TABU and they live near me. Hopefully she enjoyed the photo shoot and will be back in front of my camera very soon. Lavender was great and just oozed Sexuality then Ms. Kitty comes along and kicks it up a notch.
Enjoy the pics and make sure to let me know if you like and want more.....


              


Hope you enjoy the ladies and my work. I think all the photos came out great and the girls were looking HOT. Im going now cause Im making myself a nice Mojito and enjoying this warm weather out on my deck. Peace Bitches.........

Its about time to get this week over with. Its taking too fucking long. Because it is hump day we are going to enjoy some websites and pictures dedicated to the female Ass. Every guy loves a good Ass to spank every now and again. These Porn Stars have some of the finest booty I have always laid eyes on. Im also quite taking with some girls I know personally who have some fine rumps themselves. So to start things off with here are some girls I know and their fine Asses.............


          


Now how about some websites celebrating the round rumps of some great Porn Stars. There is Tap That Onion Ass, featuring some very fuckable rumps, then how about Monster Curves from Reality Kings or Extreme Asses, two very pud pounding sites with lots of big butts shaking. Who can forget or even want to leave 40 Inch Plus. Too much talking.
Just enjoy these pics and make sure you visit these sites for more stroking material and Large Smacktackulous Asses.





   





   





   


Enough booty to shake your dick at. Go ahead cover those round butt checks with some nut butter. Enjoy your HUMP DAY. There will be no post tomorrow as I will be on a photoshoot with Lavender Rayne tomorrow.

These video clips speak for themselves. None of them feature any kind of sex, naked women or anything having to do with adult films. So if thats what you came looking for today you are just shit out of luck. No these are just some short funny videos from my favorite TV shows or other Adult Humor website.
To start it off "How I Met Your Mother".......SLAP BET

Ok this one should have gone up yesterday for "420 Day" but it didnt cause I was stoned. Not really but enjoy "Family Guy".........Bag of Weed clip.

So there you go some very freakin funny video clips to brighten your Tuesday up. Thats it for me today I still have a lot of work to do.

I was so fucking hung over on Sunday from the great 4th Anniversary Party at TABU. Man great looking women, lots of booze and hanging out with friends. Since I was hungover I didnt get to post my MILF update. So today I will make up for that. Two great sites from PimpRoll. Cougar Sex Club and Sexy Cougars. Man I cant believe how horny these older women are. Thats why I enjoy going on the Cougar Hunt every now and again. These mature women can fuck like maniacs. So just enjoy these websites, Cougar Sex Club and Sexy Cougars, you will find so much more than what I have here.





     





     


Its an early night for me I need to get some rest to make up for yesterday and Saturday night still. I will be getting more content this week. I have a photo shoot lined up with Savannah on Wednesday and Lavender Rayne on Thursday up at TABU. So Peace.

Damn I feel good, the weather has been nice the past 2 days. I was able to get out to the golf course today and play a round only bad thing Im really not that good, so I just enjoyed the weather. I need to get on my post today because I missed yesterday. I was just a lazy bastard plus I was out at the strip club talking with Savanah again. Remember her, she and I did a photo shoot back in February which turned out real good, so we decided to get back together again this Wednesday to shoot some more.
Now since I didnt post yesterday I have to make up for that. So today you guys are going to get a little Porn Pro action. Masters of everything with weired Porn. This site is called Cum Shot Surprise and just like Cock Competition it features horny Porn Chicks gettin nailed with fake cocks then either blasted on their face for a huge facial or a little cream pie action with massive amounts of cum flowing out of their tight pussys. Man this is some crazy shit. Just check out the videos.

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Shit I have never seen a girl covered like that before in my life. What the Hell are those guys eating to get pop shots like that. I need to find out cause next time I fuck I want to cover some girls face like a glazed donut.
I am outta here now, going to relax then hit the shower to get ready for TABU's 4th Anniversery Party. It should be a blast with lots of hot sexy women with barely anything on. Later.

Man it has been a long fucking week and there is still one day left. I guess it seems long because the weather around here has been shitty. I dont think I have seen the sun since I got home from Arizona. So I have just been a lazy Ass. Well not too lazy, I have been working my butt off to get all those interviews uploaded and posted to the BLOG for you to enjoy. I will be uploading some of the pictures to my Picture Gallery soon also for you to enjoy. So since it has been shitty out and I have been lazy what better way to spend the evenings after work then watching Hot Porn Chicks take some stiff dick in their tight Wet Pussys.
And you cant get any hotter than any of Naughty Americas websites, they have tons to choose from and so many naked Porn Chicks you will go blind from beating off before you are able to view all their material. Just like these two, Phoenix Marie, the owner of the most spankable ass I have ever seen and Sara Jay, another one who should just ride my cock reverse cowgirl. I'll shout my mouth now and just let you enjoy these video clips.

Tomorrow is Friday and I am ready for the weekend again. Think I'll take it easy tomorrow evening, save my strength for letting it all hang out Saturday night. And fuck me the weather is supposed to be decent.

I thought I would take a break today from posting all the new material and ad some material I picked up somewhere else. Im talking about another website and no its not naked women but it might be, its not naked women having sex, but it could be. No today Im posting some funny adult humor videos for your enjoyment, cause I sure as hell need something to laugh at and laugh about. Its been shitty ever since I returned from Arizona. This weather here sucks and its raining. I need to find a new job somewhere warmer. Anyways enjoy these funny video clips from College Humor TV and Funny or Die.

And finally another crass cartoon from Coloring Book Land.





I am going to drink myself to sleep tonight. See this is what working all day and looking at Porn all night does to you. See you tomorrow if I can stand up straight.

I was so busy on Friday afternoon and evening that I forgot to post anything for everyone. So today I am going to make that up for you. I have another interview that I promised you a couple of weeks. This interview is with another Huge Breasted Woman thats right its Victoria the Xrated Wife. A very Naughty, Dirty and Hardcore housewife who just loves getting fucked. She doesnt take off her clothes in this interview but she is avery dirty talker and really gets in depth with her answers. This is probably the longest interview I have done. The file was so large I had to split it into two parts. Just look at Victoria's cleavage in that top. Man it is almost spilling out of her bra. I would have helped her readjust but I am a proffessional and had to stick to my interview. But you guys enjoy I have talked too much. I'll let Victoria talk now..so you can find out why she is called the Xrated Wife...........


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Second Part of Victoria the Xrated Wife Interview

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Enjoy the interview and everyone have a good weekend. Im getting of this fucking computer for a few hours to have some fun tonight at TABU. Need some relaxation time as work has been kicking my ass the past few days. Later

"WOW, such Big Tits You Have" at least thats what I said when I met up with Claudia Marie at the Phoenix Forum to Interview her. Claudia Marie just has some Super Tits I just wanted to wrap them around my head and fall asleep. I mean I couldnt keep my hands off of them. I just had to play with them. Watch the interview and see if I am even looking at her face or just starring at Claudia Maries Tits while Im interviewing her.


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Hope you enjoyed this interview as well. I will try to do my best for you. See we are only on the second interview, I still have three more interviews to post from Phoenix. Told you I have been a busy boy and hopefully I can keep posting my shit for everyone to enjoy. Until tomorrow, keep the vaseline jar full.

Happy Hump Day everyone. Hope you all enjoyed yesterdays Interview with Jessie Coxxx. Told you all she had a nice tight body on her and such a sweet little ass. Speaking of asses I have another video today for you all featuring women running around topless and in their thongs showing off and shaking their asses. This is from the Lightspeed Dodgeball game at the Phoenix Forum. At the beginning of the video is a short little clip of Dawn Avril dancing around then it moves on to the Dodgeball game. Lightspeed puts on this game every year and each year it just keeps getting better and better. This year was full of hot teens just taking off their tops and skirts running around, asses jiggling and boobies bouncing trying to beam each other with balls and I thought I was supposed to be the one trying to do that. I'll just shut up now, you enjoy the video.


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I am still recovering a little bit, but by this weekend I should be back to normal and ready to party. The Ms. TABU contest is this weekend at the swingers club so of course you know where I will be at. Later

Here you go you Horny Motherfuckers. My first video interview from the Phoenix Forum. I had so much fun interviewing this Tight Teen Jessie Coxxx. Man she has a rocking body. Slim slender and such a cute little ass. She sure didnt mind getting naked for my interview, now thats the kind of girl I like. Enjoy


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Make sure you guys check Jessie Coxxx out on her Website. Tons of content and she really likes talking with her members. She even writes in her BLOG unlike other web girls. Hope you all enjoyed the interview. Keep your fingers crossed for more from the Phoenix Forum.

Good freakin morning. Damn I am so tired. I just got back from the Phoenix Forum last night around 10pm and had to wake up for getting back to the real world this morning at 6am. Gone are the nice 4 days of waking up at 10am and drinking till 3am and enjoying the nice sunny weather. Im back in this shit hole of a town we call the Nations Capitol and the weather sucks, the traffic sucks and everybodies mood just sucks. Ain't life grand?
Anyways to cheer myself up I found these two clips from Naughty America which star two of the hottest chicks I met out in Phoenix and hung out with; Kagney Linn Karter and Ahryan Astyn. Sit back enjoy and be jealous, very jealous that I was drinking and hanging out with these two hotties.

Dont know if I will be able to get another post in today, once I get done with work Im heading home to start transferring my interviews and other video I shot out at Phoenix to my computer and uploading the files to a player to share with you all, so for now just enjoy the two videos above and I promise this week will be full of great updates.

Well I have some more time to throw up some more pictures from The Phoenix Forum today. Its a kinda laid back day right now. Lightspeed Dodgeball doesnt start until 5pm so I have some time while sitting here in my room doing a little drinking. Kagney and Ahryan are off with their boss from LA Direct Models for a little bit so it might not be until later that I can get up with them for the interview but when I do it should be a good one. Not much for talking right now, just feeling a little mellow, so just enjoy the pics.......


         


I will be back on this friggin machine on Monday more than likely. Wont be getting home till 9pm Sunday night so I will be beat and tired and wont want anyhting to do with gettin on the computer. You'll just have to wait for the final update until Monday.

I know, I know what the Hell right. You have fucking been at this convention for 3 days now and no friggin new pictures or updates what the fuck is going on. Weel I'll tell you whats been happening. There are so many people here at the hotel that everyone is online with their computers at the same time and it takes forever to log in. So hold your fucking horses, I have been trying to update. So now that I can I will tell you whats been happening.
As always CCBill throws this shingding at such a great hotel. They shut the hotel down to the general public and let everyone in the industry run around and do what they want. SO that means lots of naked Porn CHicks. And this year is no exception. My friend Porno Dan introduced me to two of the hottest, baddest and sexiest chicks I have met, Kagney Linn Karter and Ahryan Astyn. Holy shit dude, the tits and bodies on these two sexy ladies. Ahryan doesnt have here own site she is just working scenes these days but Kagney has her own site, go visit it HERE. We hung out at Hooters for awhile getting the day started. Then headed back to the Hotel for all the parties. And man these parties are great. Free food and free drinks, we were toast. But there is nothing like Hot Drunk Porn Chicks. During the night I bumped into Phil Flash and hung out with him and Megan QT and Dawn Avril and some other cuties. So without further ado here are some of the pictures from the exploits............


                 


Didnt get to bed until 4am Phoenix time which meant it was 7am back home. Second day was about more of the same. Started drinking around 9am got something to eat hooked back up with Phil Flash and discussed some great ideas and thoughts he had for me then hit the tennis courts for the Naked Dodgeball. Oh yeah I also got in three great video interviews, one with Jessie Coxxx another one with Elli of Elli Nude and finally one with the Big Tit Queen Claudia-Marie. As soon as I have them uploaded I will be posting them later this week.
Finished up the day by hanging out in the room with Porno Dan, Penny Flame, Kagney, Ahryan and Kiara Diane. Good times were had by all. I will try to get some of the Day 2 pics posted later today but if I dont, please be patient with me I'll have them up by Monday. Im off to do some more drinking and picture taking. Trying to sit down with Kagney and Ahryan today for a video interview, wish me luck........

Hell Yeah motherfuckers. I have made it out to Phoenix after a long flight of spilling my damn drink on me to a medical emergency on board. I mean what the fuck. Anyways we landed on time and my friend Totally Tabitha was there to greet me at the gate. Shes such a sweetie. She was my chauffer for the day. Taking me around and showing me the sites. The weather is just awesome here. Somebody, anybody, find me a fucking job here and I'll move out in a heartbeat. We went up to the mountains and took a nice little hike. I know, your probably thinking "Dude, what the fuck your there to get some Pussy?", but I actually enjoyed it. I shot a couple of pics of the scenery and its amazing........


         


But Im with you on the whole Naked Chicks thing and that doesnt start until tomorrow. Yes thats right, The Fucking Phoenix Forum and I'm ready to have a kick Ass time. Meet some friends I met here last year and make some new ones. Plus take all kinds of dirty pictures and videos because thats what makes all of you happy and keep coming back to see my BLOG. I know we are all perverts. So hang on one more day until the festivities start. Im hoping in the shower, cause Tabitha is coming back to pick me up and we are heading to the Pink Taco for dinner. Peace out.........