Hell Yeah motherfuckers. I have made it out to Phoenix after a long flight of spilling my damn drink on me to a medical emergency on board. I mean what the fuck. Anyways we landed on time and my friend Totally Tabitha was there to greet me at the gate. Shes such a sweetie. She was my chauffer for the day. Taking me around and showing me the sites. The weather is just awesome here. Somebody, anybody, find me a fucking job here and I'll move out in a heartbeat. We went up to the mountains and took a nice little hike. I know, your probably thinking "Dude, what the fuck your there to get some Pussy?", but I actually enjoyed it. I shot a couple of pics of the scenery and its amazing........


         


But Im with you on the whole Naked Chicks thing and that doesnt start until tomorrow. Yes thats right, The Fucking Phoenix Forum and I'm ready to have a kick Ass time. Meet some friends I met here last year and make some new ones. Plus take all kinds of dirty pictures and videos because thats what makes all of you happy and keep coming back to see my BLOG. I know we are all perverts. So hang on one more day until the festivities start. Im hoping in the shower, cause Tabitha is coming back to pick me up and we are heading to the Pink Taco for dinner. Peace out.........