Another month down and another month starting and what a way to start it off, with no fucking computer. What the hell, I am going through withdrawls. I havent been able to update this BLOG as much as I have wanted to, I havent been able to get you the free Porn Vids and Naked Chick pictures posted its just been shitty. But you know what we are beginning a new month and hopefully things will turn around. Starting with a Hooters Bikini contest tomorrow which I have been invited to. Which means lots of pictures of ladies in skimpy bikinis and Big Boobies. But then it will be a couple of days before I am able to get those pictures up for you.
Speaking of BOOBS, my good friend over at HiBoobs.com wrote a great little BLOG post about me and my Interview with Claudia-Marie. He even goes on to show you what happened between me and Claudia after the interview was over. You can find that post here: Claudia-Maries In Depth Interview. So go check out more of HiBoobs.com, this guy has tons of interesting BLOG posts, pictures and video clips all relating to women who are packing larger than average sweater meat. If you want more Cantalopes to make your mouth water and your Dick swell, check out the two sites below. Enough Hooters to go around.








Well hope you enjoyed the update today and try to get yourself buried in some tit flesh this weekend, I know I will. Look for me again on Monday cause there will be no posts over the weekend until I get back into work.

They say March comes in like a Lion. Well I think March comes in with a big set of tits and Hardcore Porn Stars. I have two of the best for you here today but first, this being the beginning of the Month I have to write about some news and a little of what I might be getting into this month.
First I want to send a shout out to two great guys who run their own BLOGS who have gotten in touch with me about exchanging links. Its great that people actually read this Blog and have an interest in it. I want to thank them for that and I look forward to building a business relationship with them. Daily Tang, is a great Video BLOG run out of Miami, Florida. It is a well put together site that brings you daily Adult News in video format. And boy do they have some Hot Ass Chicks that read you the news. They might not be Barbara Walters but who cares when they are young hot and topless. Just check out this sample clip.

Eat A Dump is the second one. Now dont get confussed by the name, its not some Scat fetish website, that would just be disgusting unless you like it like that. On the contrary, its a great little Blog brought to you by "Shameless" who just happens to be a great photographer and is pretty talented with a video camera too. Eat A Dump is just his way of updating you fine Porn Watchers on his daily adventures of his hectic Porn life out in LA. You know it is pretty hard shooting naked chicks all day long and Im not talking about your dick. So if you get a chance check both these great sites out and show your love to the hard working men in the industry trying to bring you all the news on your favorite Porn Stars and bringing you Pictures and Videos of the Hottest naked Porn Chicks for your stroking pleasure.


       


I wouldnt keep you away from your Big Tits that I promised you today. How could I talk about Big Tits and not mention Gianna Michaels. My fucking God, I sit around all day dreaming about finding a chick with Massive Melons like Gianna. Those Soft Large Pillows of hers and those piercing Blue eyes sets up a tent in pants all day long. Now the next girl you might be wondering is doing in my Blog about boobs. Well Penny Flame just has the perfect set of Titties I have ever laid eyes on. Those Tits of Pennys are just the perfect size and shape and they are real as the hair on your balls. Just imagine those Tits Shaking Up and Down as Penny rode your cock. Man I would nut in about 30 seconds. So enjoy these photos of Big Tits and Amazing Tits and dont hose down your computer screen.


       


I had to pull my hand off my dick to finish up this post after putting up those pics. Dont worry Im not typing with the working hand. Thats it for me today, hope you all enjoyed the other BLOGs I posted for you today, you can keep going back and visiting them, just click on their links there on the left side of my page. Looks like we might get snow tonight, maybe 3-4 inches and you know what that means here in the DC area, shit will be closed for 2 days so if Im home Ill get another post up early if not I will get something up by tomorrow evening.

Fucking Friday and I mean that literally. I will be up at TABU tonight for their legendary BlackOut Party. Lights go out, the fun begins. This is the end to a hard fucking week for me at work, my days were taken up with someplace to be everyday it did make the week go by quick though. But this entire week I have been horny as hell and Im ready to explode tonight. Whatever woman or women I get with tonight better watch out their faces will be coated like a glazed donut. Ive gotten these posts down to a science now and I think this week has gone pretty well, I gave you a little variety. I am hoping soon I will have another Erotic Story from Pandora S Boxx for you soon as I spoke to her on the phone yesterday and got a little taste of what she was writing for her next installment.
Tabitha got in touch with me yesterday while she was out in LA for the XBiz convention and passed along her final Press Release for her next stop on her "Fan Fuck Tour"


"Totally Tabitha teams up with Karen Kougar for the 2nd stop on her 2009 World Fan Fuck Tour".
For those of you who don't already know about it, Totally Tabitha from TotallyTabitha.com loves to fuck her fans and is doing a World Wide Tour of Swing Clubs to try fuck as many of her fans as possible. On the tour's first stop in January at Tabu in Maryland, she fucked her fans for four hours straight and enjoyed entertaining all the guys with her famous "Blow Job Conga Line."
Her next stop will be on February 21st at Share Temptation in New Paltz, New York, with a guest appearance by her friend Karen Kougar from KarenKougar.com. Karen also plans to join Tabitha for stops on the overseas leg of the "World Fan Fuck Tour" this summer, culminating the International MILF Summit in the Netherlands in August.
For more information on the "2009 World Fan Fuck Tour" go to TotallyTabitha.com or KarenKougar.com. For details on the Feb 21, 2009 stop on the Fan Fuck Tour go to Sharetemptation.com.


So my Porn for today is this great site that you know I would be a member of, Big Sausage Pizza. Thats right folks, Big Sausage Pizza, I shot a scene like this for Dee Delmar and Hottie Wife Tracey. This site is hilarious and hardcore nasty too. I mean delivering a pizza with a hole cut out of it to slide your dick through then have some Hot Porn Chick suck on it then fuck you. Damn how come when I was delivering Pizzas this never happened to me? So enjoy your Fucking Pizza.





Carolyn is smoking hot and wants a big Sausage special
Leah does a taste test of the SAUSAGE!
Amber gets hot sausage on her tonsils!
Fayth loves her deep dish...DEEP THROAT Sausage Pizza!


Thats it for me Pervs, Im going to eat a nice big dinner, rest up then head to the Playground for some fun. If Im feeling ok tomorrow I might be back to tell you how it went.

So another boring day goes by and this week is already dragging just like an old hooker trying to get up to the hotel room. But its another day another dollar so on we go off to work with the masses to earn enough money to support my broke ass and get me enough money to spend on some strippers.


Well my friends over at POPORN keep moving along, breaking out some funny shit and telling it like it is. Brian Bangs (Great Name by the way) keeps all his minions in line and editing or not editing cause if you read some of their posts they get down right nasty.


"CHLAMYDIA FREE IN 09! YOU CAN WIN!
Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:02pm — Brian Bangs
Are you an adult performer that's tired of being tested day in and day out and getting nothing but a fucking pay check at the end of your fuck-making day?
We hear you. POPPORN.com appreciates your never-ending battle with the blood test and your repeated exposure to sexually transmitted diseases. To us, you are like extreme sports performers, no different than those dick who jump BMX bike's like 80 feet in the air...except for the fact that what you do is actually cool.
That's why we're offering one adult performer the chance to be rewarded for being Chlamydia Free in 2009. If you write to us at bbangs@popporn.com and can prove that you, in fact, are free of that dubious disease we will send you a CHLAMYDIA FREE IN 09 t-shirt as a special reward for being so gracious and sacrificing your reproductive organs for our sexual stimulant needs.

Who loves ya?
POPPORN DOES!"


Its almost that time again in Phoenix for the Phoenix Forum when I get to see my buddy PornoDan. You all know him, love or hate him, he sure knows how to get your attention and leave you wondering what the Hell he was thinking. Thats why I cant wait to hang out with him again this year at The Phoenix Forum. Last year when we left him, he was getting blown on a lounge chair on the pool deck conducting an interview, then getting blown in the courtyard of the hotel by Totally Tabitha, while conducting an interview...can you see where this is going? and finally having an interview turn into an Orgy with the girls from Solo Slut Cash ending in a creampie with Claudia Marie. Now if you want to check out more of PornoDans mis-adventures go check out his BLOG. Here are some pics from one of the events he hosts at Blue Moon Nights in LA.


   


And finally we come to todays Adult Humor clip. This is from "American Dad" on Fox Sundays. This little clip has to deal with how to write a script for a Porn Movie. The chicks in the background sure do give them enough hints. Is this the way it is with all Porn Scripts, two dudes sitting around thinking of a background story for good all American fucking?

Here we are again, another stiking Monday. I know none of you Fuckers wants to be at work and neither do I. It would be nice if we could just all work in the nude from home in front of the computer everyday. But that just aint happening except for those lucky few who BLOG for their Porn websites.
First the news for the day. My friend Totally Tabitha passed along this release notice for her "Fan Fuck Tour" This is for all of you who would like to fuck her at one of her appearances.
Press Release:
"Totally Tabitha is making her 2nd stop on her"National Fan Fuck Tour".
For those if you who don't already know about it, Totally Tabitha loves
to fuck her fans and is doing a Tour of Swing Clubs to try fuck as many
of her fans as possible.
Her next stop will be in New York on February 21th.
Check out her site, totallytabitha.com to find out more information
about the appearance and club information."


Another great site from Muffia.com has just been released, Manuel Uncut. More hardcore fucking than you will ever see. Starring some of the sexiest Women in the industry these days. Like Gianna Michaels, Delilah Strong and Eva Angelina. Manuel gets some of the best pussy around. You will be wishing you were in his shoes.





     


Thats about it for me today folks. After a first day back at work I just want to go home and climb into bed but I have to hit the gym and keep myself in shape. Have to push myself to do it or else I wont. Got some funny stuff for you tomorrow. Until then peace.

Ok, first things first. I promised you a couple of photos from the shoots I did with my friend Karen Fisher when she came to Maryland this past weekend. We got through about 7 sets of photos thats all we really had time for on Saturday as I had prior engagement to attend to. Like going out and getting drunk and seeing some stripper friends and then waking up the next morning and wondering where all my friggin money went too. Booze and naked chicks and money, especially mine, just dont mix. Oh well, anyways here you go......


         


See there you go, told you I would. She looks Damn Hot in that School Girl outfit and those glasses. I just wanted to bend her over there on the stairs and drive right into her. Make sure you check out her video interview too which was done down in Ft. Lauderdale back in August. You can find that interview HERE. Thats not all for today. Its Tuesday so a little later I will have another post up to make us laugh. Adult Humor, you can never go wrong. Screw the sexual harrasment charges.

Well here we are 3 days into the begining of 2009 and I am already behind the 8 Ball. I promised myself I would be posting more and look at my lazy ass. I apologize, Thursday I was a little pissed off that PSU got their Asses kicked, they absolutely choked in the first half. If they would have played the first half liked they played the second, it might have been a little closer. USC is one great team, they deserve to be National Champions.
I am getting ready for a first full week back at work and you know what I am actually looking forward to it. It has been kinda of boring sitting around with nothing to do. I recieved all my new video and camera equipment that I ordered after XMAS. I am looking forward to using it next week when Karen Fisher visits for a couple of days, then the last weekend when Tabitha from TotallyTabitha visits. And finally for a busy couple of weeks I will end back up in Tampa, Florida on Feburary 5th for another 4 days of sex with the Hottie Wives and their friends. Just hanging out drinking and fucking. Should be good times and of course I will be posting as many photos and even videos as I can once I get them edited.
I know its Saturday and you people have been patient with me about not posting any Porn Links lately but please bare with me. I have to get back in the grove. Its still the weekend and its not over yet, which means I still have time to post some Hot MILF links up here by the end of the weekend. Websites like; MILFs Like it Big, Mommys Got Boobs and MILFS in Heat. As it stands now I have certain days dedicated to different posts so it makes it easy for you to browse the BLOG:

Mondays: I will be promoting Muffia.com, Phoenix Marie, Mollys Life and Kristins Life
Tuesdays: Will be dedicating to Adult Humor and anything funny
Wednesdays: Being Hump Day will be dealing with all things associated with women and Round Asses
Thursdays: Are Open right know, anything I want to talk about
Fridays: What better way to start the weekend then by seeing women who crave facials
Saturdays and Sundays: MILFS, MILFS and more MILFS

And in between I will be posting daily thoughts or pictures, videos or anything I feel deserves to be mentioned here. So hold tight and lets see how this turns out. Oh yeah, dont forget also, I still have my Staff Contributor working on another Erotic Story for you all. I have already been on her ASS telling her she needs to hurry up and get me another one. Shes slacking, I might have to discipline her, check out one of her stories HERE it will leave you Hard and Hot.