Just another short post today. Im heading away for the weekend for a little family time so I might not get to post for a couple of days. Im going to be relaxing as much as I can while I play some golf. Usually golfing makes my blood boil and I damage a few clubs hopefully this time I wont have to buy new clubs.
I come back on Sunday and will be hitting the Red Eye Bikini Contest again, hopefully its a little better and the ladies competeting in it bring their A game.
Until then enjoy these videos featuring women with Large Asses and Juicy Rear Ends. All this brought to you by Brazzers and Big Butts Like it Big.

No update yesterday because some jackass ran into my truck on the way home from work. So I had to sit around get their insurance info and wait for the cops. Now of course their insurance company is saying Im at least 1% responsible for it, which means according to MD law they wont pay for the repairs to my vehicle. Fucking Assholes.
Enough venting though, the weekend is almost here and I can't wait for the Red Eye Bikini Contest this Sunday. Which means more photos of tits and ass in the skimpiest of Bikini's plus some Humor from Mickey of 98 Rock as MC. So now onto the Porn for today. More video clips from Brazzers and their great site Big Butts Like It Big featuring all kinds of Fuckable Asses and the Porn Stars they Belong Too.

What a friggin way to start the weekend right. With a title like that you cant go wrong. Women with round spankable and fuckable Asses. Thats the way I want to start it. Grab on a Hot Friggin Ass and just pound the fuck out of it. I;ve got plenty of Websites for you to enjoy today. Shit like 40inch Plus and Monster Curves from Reality Kings. How about Tap That Onion Ass from Adult Reality Pass. Who could forget Big Butts Like It Big from Brazzers. There is so much Ass Flesh here you wont know what to do. So just sit back, check out the websites and Spank Your Monkey while looking at the pics and video.





         


Damn she has a hot Ass, got to love that great Onion Ass
We found this huge Onion Ass from far away
Amazing Phoenix Marie gets her pussy pounded doggy in these hot 40inch plus big booty babe vids
Check out this Mega Booty horny beach blonde babe take a hard cock in her hot box
Katja Kassin being pummeled by a huge cock up her asshole
Shyla Stylez getting roughed up by big dick in jail
Ricky White makes a bad call and pays the cock fucking price for it





Thats it for my update for Friday. Enjoy all these Big Round Asses and may all your dreams tonight be about Glorious Tushy and Big Monster Curves.

We have come to the end of the Holiday Weekend and being that it is Memorial Day I thought I would celebrate with some Massive Asses of two very fine women. First up is Kelly Divine and her fine round White Ass. Her Ass is just begging to be Bent over and Spanked then spread wide open so you can Tongue Her Pussy and Ass. Kelly has one fine White Booty on her. I just love watching Her Ass Bounce Up and Down on some Cock, especially if it was mine. Want to enjoy more, just visit this site and take a look at some of her photos.





   


We finish this Booty Post with Delilah Strong. Another sexy girl with an Ass to die for. Delilahs Ass is almost as round as Kellys. Delilah knows How to Shake that Ass too. You could just have Delilah sit that Monster Booty right on Your Face and get buried in Ass Flesh. Imagine Delilah Rubbing That Butt all Over Your Dick. I couldnt take it. I would Blow a Monster Load of Cumm All Over that Butt. Enjoy more of Delilah below.





   


This is my Booty Salute to those in the Military. We wouldnt be able to enjoy these fine women and all their skills and Ass if it wasnt for them protecting this great Country and all it has to offer.

Its about time to get this week over with. Its taking too fucking long. Because it is hump day we are going to enjoy some websites and pictures dedicated to the female Ass. Every guy loves a good Ass to spank every now and again. These Porn Stars have some of the finest booty I have always laid eyes on. Im also quite taking with some girls I know personally who have some fine rumps themselves. So to start things off with here are some girls I know and their fine Asses.............


          


Now how about some websites celebrating the round rumps of some great Porn Stars. There is Tap That Onion Ass, featuring some very fuckable rumps, then how about Monster Curves from Reality Kings or Extreme Asses, two very pud pounding sites with lots of big butts shaking. Who can forget or even want to leave 40 Inch Plus. Too much talking.
Just enjoy these pics and make sure you visit these sites for more stroking material and Large Smacktackulous Asses.





   





   





   


Enough booty to shake your dick at. Go ahead cover those round butt checks with some nut butter. Enjoy your HUMP DAY. There will be no post tomorrow as I will be on a photoshoot with Lavender Rayne tomorrow.

Damn right Im talking about Ass. Its fucking Hump Day. There are all kinds of Asses and I think I met every one of them today. Ha, you thought I was talking about that thing on the backside of a woman? Well Im not, at least not right now, that will come later in my post. The Ass Im talking about is the person you meet in everyday life. Theres the Ass in the car in front of me on my way into work this morning, "Just get the Fuck outta the Way and at least use a couple of Yellow Books so you can see over the steering wheel!". Then there was the Ass who parked his car across two parking spaces, so I just keyed his car. Finally there was the Fucking Dumb Ass in front of me at McDonalds who I would swear had never been to a McDonalds in his life. Just had to tell you about my day full of Asses. Thankfully the week is almost over and this time next week I will be in Sunny Tampa Bay, Florida waxing Dee Delmars Ass and telling everybody else to "KISS MY ASS".
Now on to the Real Ass you fucking perverts were thinking about. I didnt forget about you. What would Hump Day be without some great fine female Ass in all shapes and colors.


A Little something from a great website called Tap that Onion Ass. Here you can see Katja Kassin and her fine German Ass and of course my favorite, Kelly Divine getting her Ass banged hard.





     


How about some Apple Bottom Booty from Round and Brown. An awesome site filled with lots of chocolate Ass brought to you by Reality Kings.





     


And finally, a nice little video clip from Big Wet Butts. Dont you just love how Lucious Lopez enjoys getting her Ass played with?. I know it gets me excited.

Ok, how is that for a day full of Asses. I think we can say that I have thoroughly introduced you to so many Asses, wether they are from the back side of a woman or just that Ass in front of you in line somewhere. And now my Ass is Outta Here.