This areas first day of real snow can you fucking believe it? Its almost Feburary now and we are just getting snow. So of course my drive into work was hell this morning, took me about an hour and a half. Small little minor accidents here and there and you should have seen some of these crazies out there driving. At least this gives me a chance to work on the computer today. Ive got lots to do. Get this post up for today, upload some pictures in the gallery that I told you about yesterday and work on my taxes. I really need that money back from the refund so I can go out and find some Hookers.....LOL.
I was checking out a friends BLOG and I came across this video she had posted up. Its a great commercial from Durex Condoms that I dont think will ever air here in the states.

Fucking great, right? So I decided to see if I could find anymore from Durex and came across this one..........

What kind of post would this be if I didnt bring out another cartoon from Coloring Book Land. This one made me shoot milk outta my nose.

Well its another Tuesday and I am already bored outta my mind since I've been off work since last Friday. But at least it gives me a chance to get these great adult cartoons and jokes up here for you today. In keeping with the Holiday season, these all have something to do with Xmas.......


Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....


A great video clip of Achmed the Dead Terrorist singing "Jingle Bombs"

I will be away on vacation for the next couple of days spending time with the family so I wont be able to post. If something good comes in though, like another story from my Staff Writer Pandora S. Boxx, I will definitely get it posted for you. Keep your fingers crossed, if not I will be back on here next Sunday. Everyone have a safe and enjoyable Holiday Season.

So Im thinking of continuing this theme with making everyday of the week correspond to a certain BLOG post. Makes it easier for me and makes it easier for you as the reader. So I am dedicating Tuesdays to Adult Humor and Fun. From now on you can find all the laughs you can handle on Tuesdays to help you make it through the week.
Today we begin with another great cartoon sketch from Coloring Book Land. Jesus, these guys are demented.



Next up is a great little adult joke from a wonderful site called Humor Etc. Great jokes and funny videos, enough to keep you occupied while you work.
Psalm 129
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg.
She immediately says "Father remember psalm 129."
The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has oggled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again.
The Nun once again says "Father remember psalm 129"
Once again the priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm 129 it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"


And finally a video compilation of funny ads with a good little message. "Don't Judge too Quickly......."

Thats it Im outta here, back to work. Just found out that we get the whole week of Xmas off, that should be nice, although I dont know what Im going to do with all the free time now. HHmmmmmmmmm..................