Afternoon everyone, sorry it has taken me so long to post today. My real job took up most of my time today. Then I came home and worked out for an hour. Im just now able to sit down in front of the computer while I cook up some chicken for dinner tonight. At least I was able to find you a humorous story somebody sent me with an actual message:

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.
The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.
The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Well now its time for a Funny Video Clip and What Guy could crack me up more than Will Ferrell. He just doesnt care what he is doing and thats what makes him so funny. Hes just so Sick sometimes you have to laugh at his style of Humor. So here is a great clip of him impersonating that Goon Sitting in the White House right but not for much longer..

I hope I was able to get a little laugh out of everyone, I know I almost pissed my pants watching the Will Ferrell clip.