Well its been awhile since I have put up some funny shit for you guys, so here it goes another crack at it. Vid clips from "Family Guy" and "How I Met Your Mother" some Funny Adult Humor from Funny or Die and of course I couldnt forget some crude cartoons from Coloring Book Land.

Funeral Sex at Funny or Die

We begin the month of June with some funny videos all adult related. I am doing this because tomorrow on my normal day of posting Adult Humor I will be posting my announcement of who is coming to visit me for a full week of fun and sex. I have lots of stuff lined up for us to do.
So for now just hold your cocks and watch some of these funny commercials and Adult Humor videos.

Get your laugh on cause its only Monday and Wednesday i.e. Hump Day needs to get here soon so I can have some more fun with my visitor. Talk to you soon.

Its been a very long and kinda dreary day here in this State I Call Maryland. Dont know what is happening with the weather. Four days of sun and warm weather over Memorial Weekend, then Bam thunderstorms which woke me up at 3am this morning and now its like 40 degrees outside. If this isnt signs of the Apocolypse then I dont know what is. I was suppossed to go to the gym today but I brought by lazy ass home and have been sitting on the couch watching my "How I Met Your Mother" Series on DVD. At least it put a smile on my face cause thats one Damn Funny Show there.
Speaking of funny it is Tuesday so here are a few Adult humor or just plain funny video clips for you today. My mind is just not into doing to much thinking right now, plus I have to get back to the Show........


Million Dollar Password.......Screwing the Contestant Over

Justin Timberlake on SNL................He should be a Cast Member

I am taking my ass to bed to get some sleep. I think the weekend was part to blame for this feeling. Get my rest tonight so I can be up and chipper for some posting of naked girls tomorrow. Good Night

You know its been awhile since I have had a laugh and since I have been posting some Porn for you people the past few days, I thought I would take a break today and post some funny video clips. Although these do have some adult conotations to them. They may not be your cup of tea but what the Hell do I care, this is my page.


"How To Discipline Your Baby" from Funny or Die.

They are Fucking Back. The Boys who brought you "Dick in the Box" have come out with a great Mothers Day song "Mother Lovers" .....just check it out.

"Realistic Hollywood Sex", the actual truth from College Humor TV.

I am outta here. Gotta make some dinner. I have a surprise visitor coming the first week in June to stay with me for awhile. I will keep you posted on that.

As you can tell I wasnt able to get back on the computer yesterday to make another post, so I will make it up today. Also just found out I will not be getting a laptop from the company just a desktop so that means I wont be updating very much for the next week and a half. This fucking sucks cause I want to keep you guys happy and enjoy all my funny ramblings and the shit I talk, not to mention all the Porn and naked Chicks I post too. Thats the problem with living in a society controlled by machines, you begin to count on them and then when they break you dont know what to do with yourself. Me, I just go home and work on my forearm muscles as I watch a little Porn before bed. But before that I want to get in a little humor today. So here are some hilarious clips from College Humor TV and Funny or Die.


"Hangin Out with A Girl" .......when things get uncomfortable Just Leave

Nothing Like Eating Yogurt and Getting Gang Banged by the College Accapella Group

"Denise Richards Funbags"

Well I hope these videos brought a little smile to your face. I know I cracked up a little bit and its always nice to see Denise Richards Cleavage. So this is how I leave you today as I wont get another chance to post from work. Until tomorrow......................

I thought I would take a break today from posting all the new material and ad some material I picked up somewhere else. Im talking about another website and no its not naked women but it might be, its not naked women having sex, but it could be. No today Im posting some funny adult humor videos for your enjoyment, cause I sure as hell need something to laugh at and laugh about. Its been shitty ever since I returned from Arizona. This weather here sucks and its raining. I need to find a new job somewhere warmer. Anyways enjoy these funny video clips from College Humor TV and Funny or Die.

And finally another crass cartoon from Coloring Book Land.





I am going to drink myself to sleep tonight. See this is what working all day and looking at Porn all night does to you. See you tomorrow if I can stand up straight.

Finally it seemed like these past 2 days have dragged by at work but I am now outta here and I can go have fun in Phoenix. I have to hit the gym then finish packing. I actually might go to dinner also with a friend of mine and man she is hot. So lets keep our fingers crossed. I hope you all enjoyed the new story from Sexy Sapphire titled "The Movie", which I just posted today. Hopefully when you stood up from your desk your pants weren't bulging when you had to talk to that client or customer.
Its the end of the month of March and hopefully things will get moving right along. It should be a busy summer beginning with The Phoenix Forum. So I leave you with this video on "Porn Stardom Do's and Don'ts"