If you are interested in participating in a nice romantic movie, contributing your thespian skills as an actor than this shindig out in LA tomorrow is for you. I pulled this story from my good buddy Porno Dan.
As reported by Porno Dan:
Posted: September 30, 2008 - 12:50 am

This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, “I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.”
Powers’ useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, “We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.”

Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, “Porno” Dan Leal. Leal stated, “I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It’s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.”

Ms. Ami Emerson said this, “I begging all you guys out there to help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452”


See more of Ami Emerson this lovely little chick who wants your loads dumped on her face. If this sounds like the opportunity you have been waiting for to break into Porn then by all means give it a shot, call the Bukkake Hotline and get your Ass out to LA. In honor of this American tradition of blowing your loads onto sweet looking girls faces this post will feature exactly that.


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Well its finally Hump Day and as you can see I am just now getting to putting up a post. I had to think long and hard what I was going to throw up. Let me start off by saying Myspace Fucking Sucks. I have had to rebuild my page 5 times now since they have shut it down that many times. I mean what the fuck. First I went through my pics I had posted with a fine tooth comb to make sure there was not one single nipple slip or butt cheek showing, Second, you make your page visible only to those 18 years or over and finally you can make your page only viewable to friends and anyone who wants to be your friend has to be approved by you first. What the fuck else do the Myspace Police want you to do before they understand that your not doing anything wrong. And what the Hell is wrong with them letting you know why your page was closed down so you dont make the same mistake again. They just got too Big too Quick without thinking what the Hell they were doing over there. So this is for you Tom....."Go Fuck Yourself."

Ok so over the past couple of days I have been posting tons of updates on Free Porn from some great websites brought to you by Brazzers. I absolutely love the stuff they produce and I know you do to. With sites like: Mommy Got Boobs, MILFS Like it Big, Porn Stars Like it Big, Baby Got Boobs, Big Butts Like it Big and Asses in Public, you cant go wrong with joining there family of sites. I mean there is over 700+ movies and tens of thousands of pictures. So you wont mind if I keep throwing up some of their Primo Hardcore Pics and Vid Clips.


Finally I would like to give a BIG HELLO and Thank Yous to Karen Fisher for being such a Fun Woman to be around and work with, you can see some of her pics and vids right here, Tabitha from TotallyTabitha.com for being the Hottest MILF I know and such a Sexy and Hot Woman to Interview and hang out with, of course my buddy Porno Dan and all the Help he has givin me and the crazy times I have had with him. Thanks to you all and I look forward to more fun times and working with you guys in the future.
The next convention I am trying to get to is Exotica Convention up in NY at Madison Square Garden and if I cant make it there I am definitely heading out to LA for Webmaster Access West.


Hey Karen things will change for the better soon, you will see.

Good morning all you Players and Playettes. Well I have made it down to Florida and just waking up to the Hot Florida sun this morning. Got checked in yesterday and luckilly they had a room ready when I got here at 9am. The hotel is amazing and my room overlooks the ocean just take a look......


     


Around 2pm I got a call from Karen-Fisher letting me know she was in town and set it up for her to come over around 4pm so we could do her interview and POV Blowjob scene. She came over looking all Hot and we got right into it. She did a great interview, which I will be posting as soon as I get home because this time I shot video during the interview, something which I think everyone will enjoy. Then it was on to our scene. Let me tell you she gives a Great Blowjob and I hope my video skills were good enough to capture the Wet Sloppy Blowjob she was giving me. Heres a couple of pics of her out on the balcony. Ill have the BJ pics up later......


    


As soon as I was done busting a nut all over Karens Tits who should call but PornoDan. He was in the Hotel and told him to come on up. He came on up and brought along his friend John from Type 9 Modeling Agency. We headed on down to the Sushi Bar and met up with his friend Dave from VCX Films, VCX Films owns all the Porn from the Past i.e. Debbie Does Dallas and all the others. We headed out to dinner for some great seafood and steak. Once we finished up we headed back to the Hotel and changed and headed over to the GFY Warm Up Party. What a blast, got to see lots of friends I made out in Phoenix and made some new ones. And whats a party without Hot Half Naked Chicks walking around with Bodypaint on..........


      


After the Free Booze and being up all day it was time for me to call it a night around 2am but I got things set up for tomorrow and hopefully if I am still sober Ill have another post for you all.


Well maybe I wont have another [post for you all. The Hotel might look great but their fucking internet service sucks CHefs Salty Balls. SO I probably wont be posting all the fun or anything that happened down here until I get home on Sunday or Monday. Sorry Folks.

Wake your sorry asses up its a beautiful day here in the Nations Dirty Capitol and I am pumped for tomorrow, heading out for sunny Hollywood, Fl and InterNext 2008. But I first have to take care of business here before my partying starts and that shouldnt be to hard. I have already called it a half day so I can stop by the store pick up my economy pack of Condoms and a carton of Cigs. Get home go to the gym and then finish packing. Flight leaves at 6:30am so Ill be gettin up around 4am which means Im hitting the sack early tonight.
I already have a couple of things lined up for when I get down to Florida tomorrow morning. First thing in the morning after getting off the plane I am getting together with a sexy friend of mine from Tampa who is coming down so I can lay the Pipe 2 Her and give her a Nice Shower of Cum. Then its off to the Westin Diplomat so I can check in for the following 3 days of Debauchery. Unpack, take a shower grab some booze and relax with my toes in the sand for awhile.
The madness starts at around 5pm when I get together with Sexy Karen to interview her and work that into our POV scene I will be shooting for her website. So already by 6pm on Thursday I will be having a Kick Ass time dropping my socks and grabbing my Cock. Thats not all, after cooling down from what Im sure will be a nice little video scene with Karen its off to the Mix N Meet Market to start some wheeling and dealing with all the Ballers in the Industry, make some new friends try to work some business but mostly have a good time hanging out. And of course who could miss the opening Shin- Ding sponsored by "Go Fuck Yourself" webmasters and all the Hot Painted Ladies.


I will be keeping you updated as the days go by of all the Madness and fun and dont forget my boy PornoDan is going to be there along with Team Flame and the President of Earth Penny Flame and all the wild and crazt staff from Shanes World, so I am sure I will have some great photos and funny stories for you. And to top the weekend off of course is going to be the Rockstar Pimp Party sponsored by Incedible Dollars and hosted by the Pimp himself Evan Seinfeld and his Hot Wife Tera Patrick, held at Pangea inside the Hard Rock Hotel, dont want to miss this.





This is just a quater of whats going on. The Silvercash Bikini Contest, plus daily Hotties sunning themselves Half Naked or fully Nude outside by the pool, knocking back Free alcohol while relaxing on the beach and at night the Parties, damn it is going to be Hardcore. We are going to have some fun with this one.

Last post for the evening folks and for this post I wanted to give a Shout Out to my boy Porno Dan. Man this Motherfucker is a wild one and originally he is from my home town of Washington DC. Got his start at being a Freak out here on the East Coast now all you out West have to put up with him. I have known about Dan for awhile but finally got to meet him out at this years Phoenix Forum. Let me tell you if your not rested up you wont be able to keep up with this ADD inflicted Crazy Guy. He is all over the place and has no shame. But thats what makes him great to hang out with. I actually worked with him for a little bit out there while he was filming Adult Interviews for XPEEPS/AEBN. ALthough his interviews turned from asking questions to him getting his Dick sucked or fucking, who the Hell am I to complain. Shit if I was interviewing a hot chick and she wanted to suck my dick or fuck me right there on camera would I stop her? I think not.
Anyways here are a few shots from those interviews.


Here is Dan with Katja Kassin where the interview turned into a handjob on the pool deck. With a nice jizzing of the titties to end it.


  


Now here we find Dan interview Totally Tabitha in the middle of the Hotel Courtyard which leads him to start fingering her ass and her finishing him off with a blowjob.


 


And finally Dan with five girls from SoloSlutCash, this is Claudie-Marie, Celeste Fox, Ivey Ames, Kristy Baby and special Guest Brittany OConnell. Well this one wound up with Dan fucking Claudie-Marie and having Brittany sit on his face until he unloads inside Claudie-Marie. So much action I dont know if I captured it all.


 


So heres to you Porno Dan, gettin blown and fucking all the chicks you want cause you know how to have a good time. If you want to find out more about this wild, insane, ADD riddled Guy and his crazy adventures go check out his Blog at PornoDan.com.

Whats up All? Well work is finally over a couple of Red Bulls down, hit the gym for a little sweating and just hopped outta the shower. Now I get to sit down in front of this computer and post some pictures for everybody. Tonights flavor is a boatload of pics from The Phoenix Forum which took place this past March out in Tempe, AZ at the Tempe Mission Palms. You might ask yourself "why is this Idiot posting Pics from a Convention that happened back in March?" Well you know why, cause I fucking feel like it. This website wasnt open when I went out there and now that I am rolling along I decided to relive some past experiences, especially because The Phoenix Forum is where I met some of the greatest people in the industry and learned alot on how to operate this website. So tonight Im going to be throwing some Thank yous out there along with pictures of the great people I met and the beautiful and sexy people I was able to drink with.

To start it all off, the Tempe Mission Palms was such a great place to hold this event. The entire Hotel was closed off to the public and us webmasters, business folks, industry leaders and female and male talent had a place to play without worry. Things like Nude Volleyball with the Phil-Flash girls, Pool Party with a Totally Naked and Half Baked Penny Flame what a Sweet, Sexy and Fucking Hilarious woman.....

Then there were the interviews I filmed for Porno Dan and XPEEPS. With the likes of Katja Kassin, Totally Tabitha, Lia19, Brittany OConnell, Phil Flash and Little Mutts resident Hoe Wrangler Rhiannon. It was so much fun to sit there and film the antics of Porno Dan as he brought his style of hilarity and nudity to the interview.......

Who could forget all the Hot Naked Chicks running around for all of us Horny Perverts to feast our eyes upon and let me tell you there was no shortage of Flesh, either at the Hotel or at the Parties which were held out at the bars along the Strip in Tempe. Places like the Cherry Pit were the Closing Party was held and Suite 301 for PIMPROLLS Party. Both outstanding venues that offered free booze and the opportunity for the girls to get Wild and Loose....

So in all a very wild, entertaining and informative Convention. I will definitely be going back next year. This was my first and I hope to make it many more. As I hear this is the one stop all the industry talks about afterwards with high marks. If it wasnt for The Phoenix Forum I wouldnt have learned a few things I needed to know before opening this site and if it wasnt for that convention I wouldnt have met all the great people, new networking opportunities and especially the amazing friends that I now have. So Thank You.....Porno Dan, Robbie and Claudia-Marie, Rhiannon from Little Mutt (I had a lot of fun meeting you), Totally Tabitha, Brittany OConnell, Tiffany Preston and Eric, Celeste Fox and Scott, Ivey Ames, Kristy Baby, Penny Flame and No I didnt forget about you Brandon Longwood ( You my Boy Blue) without you this website wouldnt be open, it wouldnt look the way it does Im glad we got the chance to go to this Convention together and learn a few things, knock back a couple of drinks and meet some great contacts.

So as you can see, I have lots of fun working on this website, I get to meet great people, participate in some Adult Antics, and learn alot of intersting ideas to keep up with the times. I have got the taste of the business now and wont stop until I am the Best I can be for You out there. With that in mind Im letting you know its almost time for InterNext 2008. With this website operational now, I wont disappoint you and I will be bringing you updates as I am Live in Hollywood,FL. Interviews, pictures you name Ill be posting it.
So with that, its a Good Night Amigos, I am watching some TV then hitting the sack. Ill be back with you tomorrow with another Website Plug for your enjoyment, cause you know why...We are all Naughty and need our Daily Dose of Naked Women.