So another boring day goes by and this week is already dragging just like an old hooker trying to get up to the hotel room. But its another day another dollar so on we go off to work with the masses to earn enough money to support my broke ass and get me enough money to spend on some strippers.


Well my friends over at POPORN keep moving along, breaking out some funny shit and telling it like it is. Brian Bangs (Great Name by the way) keeps all his minions in line and editing or not editing cause if you read some of their posts they get down right nasty.


"CHLAMYDIA FREE IN 09! YOU CAN WIN!
Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:02pm — Brian Bangs
Are you an adult performer that's tired of being tested day in and day out and getting nothing but a fucking pay check at the end of your fuck-making day?
We hear you. POPPORN.com appreciates your never-ending battle with the blood test and your repeated exposure to sexually transmitted diseases. To us, you are like extreme sports performers, no different than those dick who jump BMX bike's like 80 feet in the air...except for the fact that what you do is actually cool.
That's why we're offering one adult performer the chance to be rewarded for being Chlamydia Free in 2009. If you write to us at bbangs@popporn.com and can prove that you, in fact, are free of that dubious disease we will send you a CHLAMYDIA FREE IN 09 t-shirt as a special reward for being so gracious and sacrificing your reproductive organs for our sexual stimulant needs.

Who loves ya?
POPPORN DOES!"


Its almost that time again in Phoenix for the Phoenix Forum when I get to see my buddy PornoDan. You all know him, love or hate him, he sure knows how to get your attention and leave you wondering what the Hell he was thinking. Thats why I cant wait to hang out with him again this year at The Phoenix Forum. Last year when we left him, he was getting blown on a lounge chair on the pool deck conducting an interview, then getting blown in the courtyard of the hotel by Totally Tabitha, while conducting an interview...can you see where this is going? and finally having an interview turn into an Orgy with the girls from Solo Slut Cash ending in a creampie with Claudia Marie. Now if you want to check out more of PornoDans mis-adventures go check out his BLOG. Here are some pics from one of the events he hosts at Blue Moon Nights in LA.


   


And finally we come to todays Adult Humor clip. This is from "American Dad" on Fox Sundays. This little clip has to deal with how to write a script for a Porn Movie. The chicks in the background sure do give them enough hints. Is this the way it is with all Porn Scripts, two dudes sitting around thinking of a background story for good all American fucking?

Well I know I promised everyone that I would be updating you all from down there everyday and as you can see I wasnt able to. Thats because the friggin hotels internet connection sucked ass. I was able to upload pics to my server because it would friggin time out.
Anyways today is Monday now and I am back from the festivities but just barely. SO I am going to make this a massive post for you all to make up for not putting anything up over the weekend.
First I just wanted to say that although my room was nice and it had a great view, everything else about the Westin Diplomat sucked donkey balls. Number one they did not have a airport shuttle, I mean for godsakes Quality Inn offered an airport shuttle. The prices for alcohol and beer were outrageous, even a friggin bottle of soda was $3 and if you got that same soda but in a 12oz. can from your mini-fridge it was $5, what kinda shit is that. Everything that you purchased had gratuity added to it, so I didnt tip a single fucking person who worked there, Im sorry, but let me decide if they earned the money or not. Then of course as you already know, no fucking internet service and to top it all off the cell reception worked maybe 30% of the time.
Well enough of my ranting about the poor quality and no respect from the hotel and its services it provided. Onto better and certainly much nicer things to talk about.


InterNext 2008, it was different from what I was expecting, Im not complaining and I cant because this was my first visit. Im just saying it was different. The sponsors did provide a great atmosphere and plenty of seminars to let vendors show their wares and speak on subjects where they could educate the average webmaster. So to start it off..............


Day One (Friday)
Well what can I say Im a friggin picture taking fool. Basically Friday was just spent hanging around the pool shooting photos of beautiful women and their Hot Asses and Great Tits. In these photos you will find the girls from Cezar Cash, Fuck You Cash and numerous others.


             


Then of course there were the Female Stars swimming around and letting me shoot their pictures. Here are the beautiful Sunny Lane, Penny Flame, Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen. Having fun out on the pool deck, man I Love my job. Speaking of Sunny Lane and Penny Flame, I got a chance to interview both of them and will have their interviews posted soon.
           


Then of course there was the 6th annual Silvercash Bikini Contest. I was a little disappointed in this event as it is usually held outside around the pool in the sun, well this day it rained and instead of rescheduling for the next day when the weather was better, they held it inside the Hotel in the Lobby. Not much room to take pictures, move around or have alot of fans see what was going on. I got some pictures but I think it would have been better if it was held outside.......
              


Well after the Bikini Contest it was time to get cleaned up and get some dinner. Well my buddy PornoDan invited me to go with him and his friends over at IPorn. So we met up with Francis, his girlfriend, two hotties from Type9 Models, Jim Powers from JM Productions and Johnny Thrust from JM Productions. Well we had a great dinner at the Hotels Steak House, had our own Private Room and you know what that means, lots of fun. I mean look at these pics. Couple of Hotties crawling all over the table throwing out blow jobs and fingering each other. Man what a dinner. Francis, thanks for everything...


                             


What a great friggin day I cant wait to see what happens the next day......
Day Two (Saturday)
Well Day Two I didnt get down to the pool to get more pictures for you all this was the day where I got in a lot of video shooting. Karen Fisher came over to the Hotel room and we shot pictures to go along with the POV blow job scene we had shot the previous day. Then Karen and I filmed a very Hot and Nasty POV Sex Scene for her website, it turned out great if I do say so myself. So here you go, my first Blowjob scene I starred in and POV sex scene, both shot by yours truely. Here are some pics from that POV Blowjob scene.


       


So after shooting with Karen it was off to visit my friend Totally Tabitha. We sat down and I did a video interview with her. Well the video interview turned into a very nice POV Blowjob. The interview was great too, but I really enjoyed Tabithas Blowjob technique. Thanks Tabitha and to everyone I will have that interview posted along with a clip from the Blowjob.


So the weekend came to an end. I had a great time and I wanted to send a couple big Thank Yous to the following people: Porno Dan, Sunny Lane, Penny Flame, Karen Fisher, Totally Tabitha, David from VCX Films, John from Type9 Modeling Agency and Francis from IPORN. Everyone thank you for making this an enjoyable experience for me. Hope to see you next year.
I hope you all have enjoyed this update. I will be bringing you the interviews and video clips that I shot later on in the week. Plus I will be bringing you some more Free Porn Pics and Vids since its been awhile since I have posted any.

Its the Fucking weekend, I finally woke up this fine Saturday morning after a restless night. Big thunderstorms rolled through around 4 in the morning and woke my ass up. So I sleep in a little bit to catch up on some sleep.
Thursday nights concert at Rams Head Live with NonPoint and Sevendust was Kick Ass. I have never been so pumped and alive listening to them, especially Live. Good times with good friends too, the company that I was with that night were awesome, some very fine chicks. Sorry I have no pics for you from the concert but security took all cameras at the door and I didnt bring my phone in with me for fear of loosing it in the Moshing. Plus I was a little hungover thats why no update on the 1st day of the month.


Now just 4 more days until I leave for Florida and a couple of fun filled days hanging out at InterNext08 at the Westin Diplomat Hotel. I am really looking forward to it. Got a couple of jobs lined up, a couple of interviews scheduled and I even am able to get in on the action as I will be starring in a video shoot or 2. But what I am really looking forward to is hanging out with my good friend Porno Dan. He called me a couple of days ago and let me know he was going to be down after he thought he wasnt. Gotta go where the masses tell you to go. Well Im glad he is coming down and we get to cause all kinds of trouble and have all kinds of fun. Coming with him are 2 very Fine Hotties, Penny Flame and Sunny Lane. Should be a fun time. I will definitely try to keep you updated while I am down there, it just might not be until the next day as I probably wont stop partying until 3 in the morning. I wanted to give a Big Hello to James too. James runs OrdinaryPornstar.com which he is taking in a great direction I think and I hope it does well. He will also be down at InterNext and look forward to meeting him and talking business. Take a look at the site, I know you wont be disappointed.


Well for todays pictures Im gonna throw up a couple of shots I took at my house of 2 lovely ladies, Brina James and Avalon Chase. Avalon is no longer in the business but Brina is still going strong and she just got done shooting for Lazerbunny.com. You can visit Brina at her Myspace or at XPEEPS. They were both very Fun and Sexy girls to work with. Enjoy their pictures.


           


Well thats it for right now people. Gotta take a break and get some food in me. If you havent seen it yet I have posted a Short Vid Clip with the Sara Jay Interview. You havent read it yet? What the Hell are you waiting for.....