Ha got you on that title didnt I? No naked pics yet but they are coming. Today is the first day so Fuck yeah I am out here in Phoenix. Got in yesterday and went hiking almost died I had to stop every half mile to catch my breath and have a cigarette I mean damn who knew I was going to be climbing 2000 feet after getting off the plane. I did but I didnt bring my oxygen with me luckily those cigarettes give me an extra breath of fresh air….lol. I just enjoy the weather out here. The scenery is beautiful just check out some of these pictures.

Went back to the hotel and showered and changed for dinner down at Gordon Biersch. Good food but the entertainment was better. Some dude pushed his girl off that balcony over at Hooters. Cops ambulances and fire engines all over the place dont know what happened to her but hope she is ok. Then some protestors came marching up and down the street. So all in all a good way to start out The Phoenix Forum. I hope to post later this evening if I have time. Ciao……

Holy Shit it has almost been two weeks since I have been on here. I am such a fucking lazy asshole, I know. But I got back from Florida and was sick as a dog. Then I went out and partied the following weekend after getting back and got laid a couple of times so I just havent been up to writing anything for awhile. But back to busines now. Let me catch you up. My Florida trip was fun, but again not many photos or videos to show you since we kinda kept it low key. Dont get me wrong we did lots of Fucking and I definitely emptied my nut sauce a couple times all over some eager mouths and lips. I did take some video of the plane ride down there though so I will put that up for you know……“What the Hell, I thought this was a Porn Blog”….well Fuck You its whatever I want to do so Eat It….lol….These two clips just show how nice the weather is above the clouds and then what it was like when I was landing. Dont worry, the weather got better the next four days.

Ok so I got home and was sick for the entire week, but I needed to go out on Friday cause the whole week the weather was absolutelt beautiful as it was on Friday. So I got off work early and headed up to a favorite strip club called The Millstreem Inn. The girls are hot and sure know how to shake their asses and a friend of mine named Portia is dancing there so it was a bonus.


That catches up to my Birthday week which is what this week is, Happy Fucking Birthday to me. It was on Wednesday and man I had a blast. Got off work late, worked out at the gym and then went to bed around 10pm. What a night right? Well I am going to be celebrating tomorrow with 3 Hot and Sexy Women friends of mine then its off to TABU to have some fun at the swing club. So I am outta here for tonight my friends.

Well boys and girls I made it down to Florida and I am ready to start fucking. Dee Delmar has picked me up from the airport and we are heading home to start fucking. This brightens my day because the weather was crappy when I left Baltimore and its been pouring down rain since we landed. Its all good though its warm and Im getting ready to have my dick sucked and fucked. Dee is going to get all dressed up as a Sexy Politician that we all love and hate depending on your political preference. She is going to pull off the reading of notes from the palm of her hand just like a certain someone who cant remember her lines, but this time is while making some fuckie fuckie.
I will have photos up tomorrow and dont complain I have another three days of having sun fun and fucking to bring you more updates.

Alright first things first. Let me keep you informed. I was supposed to go out last night to The Beach House on the water but no fucking such luck. See, I was at work at around 11:04am yesterday morning and as I was pulling out onto the road and started driving away I noticed this car in my rearview mirror coming up behind me. I thought to myself does this motherfucker see me? I guess so because as I was still trying to drive forward he goes on and passes me on the yellow line and then cuts back into the correct lane. Slamming into my car and pushing me into parked cars on the right hand curb. What a fucking douchebag. He totaled my car after I had just got done paying it off…..see pics.

So now its time for me to let off a little frustration. And what better way to start it off then by listening to listening to “Rage Against The Machine”……………..Fuck You I Wont Do What You Told Me.





Its a Fucking Holiday Weekend and I am ready to have some fun. College Football starts tomorrow and right now besides doing a little drinking and enjoying my Friday evening, I am cooking some Swedish Meatballs and Honey BBQ wings for some tailgating fun at my house before the Penn State game starts at noon. Then its on Mother Fuckers. Hard Hitting, Beer Drinking, fun filled tailgating Saturdays from here to December.
So tonight its a little Vs The Earth at Nottinghams. Then drinking beer and watching football tomorrow. Maybe a little Renasance Festival on Sunday and of course Monday, some recouperation time. Fuck Holiday weekends get me out of the groove but its fun as Hell. Peace out Bitches, enjoy your Holiday Weekend……